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Celery Man

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  1. hey he doesn't fuck children as far as we know i mean, he probably does, but we don't know he does
  2. Just because you specifically are triggered doesn't mean it's inflammatory. Your gender and sexuality is not political - just because you specifically vote for people who are also as stupidly confused about this (or as cynically exploitative of it) )as you are should not make this political. It is political because of your own stupid politics, not because other people are triggering you by trying to have conversation. Your confidence that everyone else is to blame for your dumb feelings is a huge part of this, but you can escape to places where people will sell your attention and buy your support by telling you that it is the other people's fault for causing you to feel this way - the industrialization of this process is another huge part of the problem.
  3. Their dads and other male adult role models are insecure shitheads and they’ve been raised on the mental corn syrup of YouTube algorithms.
  4. I was hoping it was just very tired and would disappear but this guy is dead as fuck. Batshepsut. I am grossed out by the bat mummy but also am actually concerned about rabies or whatever. I assume it’d be fine if I gloved up with a mask and long sleeve shirt and then showered after but yeah I don’t want any part of this rat.
  5. just one of those gas insert fireplaces. I was walking by and noticed a weird moss pattern. Nope. Tempted to just roast this fucker but I'm almost certain that's a bad idea. How much of a pussy does it make me if I call someone to scrape this winged mouse off of there?
  6. James McMurtry is a nepo. Who gives a shit, they are funny.
  7. Squirt of soap with hot water in the blender, press the clean button, wait 1 minute, rinse.
  8. Depending on how much time I spend working from the office (and usually eating a chipotle bowl or something for lunch), I go through a whole bigass bag of spinach from Sams every week. I think it's 2.5 pounds. At this point I eyeball everything but the chocolate protein powder (orgain) and pb2 peanut butter powder and really just cram as much spinach as I can in in there and still manage to fit a banana and a bunch of frozen strawberries and some ice. Every now and then it will have a bit of an earthy taste but usually it's just nice and good. I like spinach a lot more than kale. I'm loving eggs too. Every morning, I make the kids french toast with berries and turkey bacon, and then it's a couple of eggs over easy with some crispbread and cottage cheese, black pepper and hot sauce. I just made a batch with a bunch of serranos and hatch chiles. I'm hoping that the extra hatch I stuffed in the freezer still turns out OK for the next batch with a bunch of thai green peppers.
  9. I feel like we could’ve gotten this done months ago if it wasn’t so hilly around here.
  10. If you’re ready to move up…
  11. I loved this and then was let down that it was a shared plate.
  12. Maybe Carmela is a shitty business woman who built a piece of shit house that's gonna cave in and kill that fuckin' unborn baby any day.
  13. I have no idea who that is and I’ll assume it’s a joke, but North Face backpacks are really pretty great. I think that one is 17 years old.
  14. Lol 35 pounds of sand in a lawn bag wrapped in duct tape 2.3 miles or that and some kettlebell clean and presses (25 lbs right now but i need to get something between that and my 45 pound one) and curls and leg lifts. Firming up.
  15. Sad when they go young like that.
  16. Best season since season 12 at least. I'm not even a hater on the most recent ones - I'll take whatever they give us and accept that nothing gold stays. But this season was gold.
  17. New Chance is actually pretty good
  18. It is bananas how early they make high schoolers start. I think it all has to do with bus drivers and schedules? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
  19. I bought this 10 years ago and have barely worn it. Put it on a week ago and have been wearing it since - it’s a solid watch. Too big and fat for the dress watch that it almost feels like it should be, but it’s nice for what it is.
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