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Celery Man

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Everything posted by Celery Man

  1. Kyle Pitts sucks
  2. Rip to whoever is against barkley Goddammit and I sat kyree
  3. Wife and daughter are staying in a hotel, seeing Disney on ice tomorrow
  4. ha, had my phone in the hospital, certainly nothing was intentional at that point. one of the guys in there was back in after a 15 year sober stint. i feel like i have a pretty good handle on things these days, but it is always interesting and mildly alarming to see those people who slip after a long time. visiting there and going through that process has awaken a little bit of an urge to find some meetings around here that are inspiring for me. total side note - apple ai photo editing shit is amazing. there was a rock with a name on it in that photo and I wanted to smudge the name out, it just deleted the whole thing.
  5. nice little trip. cousin is doing well. it is interesting hearing about the experience here vs the other place she had visited previously - it sounds like that place was mostly a house in new jersey where they white van you over to an iop in a strip center. She’s feeling much better about the treatment she’s getting here. It’s interesting doing family week from the other side. I felt a little bad being happy like I was to be there - everyone visiting is so worried and stressed and for me it’s a happy place.
  6. I kinda lean Baker for the reasons you stated and I think he’ll go hard in Dallas. But Burrow is probably safer.
  7. highlighted is when I picked jonnu up off waivers and started benching Pitts. Snapped a 3 game skid and he’s been killer, I’m ride or die with him i haven’t looked at Worthy’s stats but they’re pretty low scoring right?
  8. I also don’t understand the mechanics of that kind of deep cover. Are you getting paid? You’re just a mercenary spy putting your entire life at risk in perpetuity for no personal gain?
  9. Finished Black Doves over some flights. Fairly enjoyable although becoming a parent has ruined these characters for me. They are all pieces of shit.
  10. 2/3 I guess, but yeah that’s who I had on the bench.
  11. Ranks 1, 3, and 4 are eliminated in mg league. It’s me (#2) vs 6 and 8 v 5 in the semis. Coin flip every week but I’m feeling good. my dilemma - do I sit kyren?
  12. Celery Man replied to tiger22's topic in Purgatory
    I was rock hard.
  13. My understanding is that you just drive around until you see a barn with metal signs. Whoever lives there will give you a tour of their antique cars and Coca Cola stuff.
  14. I know that they are discovering their own shit in different ways and this is old man yelling at the cloud stuff, but finding Space Ghost Coast to Coast way past bedtime at a jr high sleepover or just sitting around with your college buddies watching Austin public access… there is something to be said for the passive mode, the lack of choice.
  15. Well for one, they stopped making theater comedies. That sucks. i feel the same way, but i have little kids and only an exhausted 20 minutes a night for tv. It’s mostly just something easy and light and requiring little attention, which is often rehashing some old shit I’ve seen a million times before.
  16. Just remembered that I haven’t gotten my dad or stepmom anything. Can I crowdsource any ideas for rich old men who mostly sit around? If I could buy him the bug-a-salt again or the Calvin and Hobbes anthology that would be perfect.
  17. One of these guys was the first person I met in treatment. Big friendly smile, rural Oklahoma,youth football coach, hurt his back mending a fence or working cattle or something like that and here he is in Hunt TX getting cured off the oxy with the rest of the degenerates. His daughters were beautiful, crying with him during family week. I hope he’s alive still.
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