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Celery Man

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  1. if i think back on my life there are a lot of moments where I'm able to appreciate how much of a dumbass I was (and how much of a dumbass I must still be). One of those moments was shortly after getting my first management position I found myself in a meeting with some dipshit explaining to me how they were going to help us do I can't remember what cloud thing. It just didn't really occur to me that this meeting invite that landed in my inbox was a sales pitch, and I cringe remembering the look on a coworkers face when I asked her who the fuck these people were. Yeah ignore. And yeah this 95% of what lands in my linkedin inbox.
  2. I know I did this recently but sharing one more post from my buddy’s shop. I need to go by there the next time I’m in Austin, it looks like they’re are doing a great job of stocking cool shit. Looking at the tele deluxe.
  3. Celery Man

    Vinyl

    y'all got reccos for framing vinyl? Honestly not even important that i be able to get it out, kinda just want to frame my old band's discography, which is... 2 records and probably 4 CDs.
  4. https://www.besthugecocks.com/watch/1164666/emma-butt-pegging-her-male-slave Turkish drone identifies heat source in mountainous region of Iran's East Azerbaijan province From CNN's Artemis Moshtaghian and Yong Xiong A Turkish drone helping to search for the location where a helicopter carrying Iranian President Ebrahim Raisi crashed has identified a heat source in the mountains of the country's East Azerbaijan province, according to Iranian state media and Turkish news agency Anadolu. The condition of those on board the helicopter is still unknown. A burning spot has been detected and rescue forces are being sent to that area known as Tavil, the country's semi-official FARS news agency reported. The Turkish drone identified the heat source and shares its coordinates with Iranian authorities, Anadolu reported.
  5. #SUNburstDAY
  6. you know how we have the willie thread? can we do the opposite with this one?
  7. let pedophile murderers out of jail and onto the streets, and carrying guns = bad
  8. just an ak-47 or can I shoot someone wielding any gun?
  9. If that's what you learned from your daddy I feel bad for your kids.
  10. it's amazing that you choose team over every single value that you should have learned from your daddy
  11. Pro law and order ❌ Pro constitution ❌ Pro Christian values ❌
  12. Steal some of those hospital blankets. Still my favorites. And again I have this swaddle wisdom for you. Pediatricians, babysitters, mothers, wives - they have all remarked upon the greatness of my swaddle technique. No baby has broken free from my kung fu blanket grip.
  13. ahh the invisible hand at work improving our childrens' lives
  14. and a whammy bah
  15. @Deejso what’s the deal with that? Nitro? Made in Asia somewhere still? Looks great. I know it doesn’t matter but I do love the open scroll headstock on it so much better than the bigass epiphone thing.
  16. Didn’t you get arrested the last time you went out in a nudie suit?
  17. Money in the 529, encouraging her to level up by doing things, reinforcing stories about people who accomplish stuff by going out and trying and continuing to try, “I love you forever no matter what”, “I love being your dad”, “I’m so happy you’re my daughter” every day.
  18. did you miss one of the meetings?
  19. you're asking how it is that yoga pants on modern american fatties is bad for me?
  20. tl;dr i'm assuming this is the shaggybevo star trek fan fiction
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