Basketball was playing last night, we sure it wasn't Derka having an episode? /s
That said, guests being 5x the total members, impressive. You have stats on the IPs? Would be curious if they could be back-traced to given data centers or ASNs. Frankly, we built a blocklist on all our firewalls blocking probably the 20 or so biggest malicious ASNs on the interwebz, and took our failed connections from 100s per minute down to virtually nothing. Now if you have people trying to log in via some North Korean VPN, they might be up a creek...
Shit, I thought we were in the middle of a monsoon last night. 60 MPH winds out of the south along with some decent downpours, beating the hell out of the front of the house for a good 30-45 minutes. Need to assess later today, but we may be down some inflatables.
Curious, shouldn't something like fail2ban kick their asses out real quick? I mean, you'd probably permaban Derka after a basketball game at the rate he F5s and posts in there, but all for the greater good, right?
Fucking Toyota pickup drivers... Why is it every other brand shuts off the bed lights when your vehicle is moving, but every dumbass Tundra / Tacoma driver is doing 70 down the road with their bed lights glaring on a foggy morning.
Have you ever been to a Walmart? Those sound like Buc'ees compared to the last few Walmart bathrooms I've seen.
And the one and only time I went to the movie theatre at the Hill Country Galleria, someone had managed to shit in the urinal. Never again.