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PvilleStang

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  1. As the city council is asking for Prop Q to fund their pet projects, they're conveniently trying to waive the permitting fees for the No Kings Day protest on the 18th...
  2. Him: "Hey Siri..." Him: "Hey, SIRI" Him: "HEY, SIRI!!!" Siri: "Oh, so now you want to talk to me, not thirty minutes ago when you were asking Alexa to turn on PH on the downstairs TV?!?" It was at that point he realized, we've reached the AI precipice.
  3. What about the playboy bunny tanning stickers? 1990s way to boost teen pregnancy rates.
  4. Did someone buy the Temu iFone?
  5. How dare you leave off elevators. Especially when you're riding solo and about to exit. Good luck to the future victim when the door opens next time.
  6. Sounds like Judge Tamara Needles really cares about her community...
  7. All the main lanes will be for bikes only, and there will be two bike toll lanes, along with a bike HOV lane. There's even a statue of Jeremi Suri getting pegged by Alison Alter on the cap and stitch near downtown in the works.
  8. Something something South Austin's mom...
  9. His RFL nickname was GDGD. Dude was rackin' up the charges back in the good ol' days... Anyone know if RoadkillSasquatch is still alive?
  10. When you could buy a new moped for 12 bucks over there, that's a big deal...
  11. She's crossed the rainbow bridge and licking the peanut butter off E King Gil for the rest of eternity.
  12. Ah yes, ACC's Rules for Thee but not for Me policies. But there is absolutely a large group of cyclist douches online that fight for these bike lanes all over town, only to rarely use them in the end. Narrow decent roads to allow for a bike lane that's utilized a handful of times a day all while causing tremendous traffic issues. They are pushing for some mythical city where they can get from Sprouts to Trader Joes to In-N-Out to their colonic appointments while never actually having to follow any traffic laws.
  13. Why the hell do these morons have such a bike lane fetish?! I bet if you surveyed, there's less than 5% of people that actually commute via bike. We're constantly bowing to the pressures of these bike goons and making vehicle traffic worse so they can pretend to be Lance Armstrong for those three weeks a year the weather allows it.
  14. Dude definitely has a mental handicap...
  15. $40K, $85K... The hell?! Anderson quoted us $140K for our windows. Definitely a shakedown, and did the whole pressure sales pitch: "This discount dies at midnight, and you're not eligible for another 12 months for a discount, so enjoy full price." Safe to say I'll be using anyone but Renewal by Anderson.
  16. Don't forget the Big12 ref slush fund...
  17. I'll take, "Things not to say to your wife" for $500 please, Alex.
  18. Man, a glass fence next to all those rocks. My son would ensure not a damn bottle remained intact within 5 minutes.
  19. Sounds like we're having us a "California Secession and Oklahoma bulldozed" kinda day.
  20. Flew to NYC last week, and after making it through TSA and to the gate, we're preparing to board, and they recheck all IDs for all passengers against their boarding passes, then rescreen carry on bags as we board. Like somehow your 30 second nosing through my bag with your wooden dowel is going to reveal something that was missed on the X-Ray tube that someone already scrutinized a mere hour ago. Flying home, they gave ZERO Fs. Only reason I can think they gave a damn was the UN was in session in NYC. I'll hold off on the rest of the thoughts, but anyone wanting to cause harm isn't going to be travelling and recording their movements like that...
  21. "Non-profit operated the shelter in ways that did not align with Austin. It was run efficiently, compassionately, and within budget." They absolutely need to audit the crap out of both ends of this relationship, but we'll see the Epstein files AND Jimmy Hoffa's body before the city admits any wrong doing or gives anyone a glance behind the curtains.
  22. You think that's bad, you should see what they use at the Stoops' homestead in Oklahoma...
  23. I've gotta say, suspending the crew for that missed kick-off / punt crap is pretty bush-league compared to the crews we dealt with in the past (OSU 2022 or 2015, e.g.) That play did not change the outcome of the game, extend a drive, or really benefit the kicking team in ANY way. Hell, the receiving team got a good start due to the crappy kick. No seemingly malicious intent... Let's start suspending crews for missed targeting, missed face masks, things that are actually critical for player safety.
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