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AnTiM

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  1. Working at a retail business I get regular calls that caller ID shows as local. Same female voice on every one says it is Google checking for location accuracy, press 1 or 2 to confirm or deny, neither of which has any response. Dialing back the caller number shown results in dead air. The idea that someone can call from a nonexistent untraceable number shows what a piece of crap our communication system has become.
  2. He definitely "cracked up".
  3. Wonder how much he charged for giving the Russians their precise locations and the equipment to track them?
  4. Dowsing? Dosing? Douching? What's the difference?
  5. AnTiM

    How am I here?

    More important, wtf are you drinking???
  6. As a long dead friend of mine often said "Shit on that bullshit!"
  7. This reminds me of the only times I listened to Rush Limbaugh and watched Chrisley Knows Best, both for five minutes at most, and knew they were con artists. It was not all that difficult.
  8. A torn up ass I might believe...
  9. If it was actually 120 degrees in that picture, wearing black clothes is simply beyond stupid.
  10. Perhaps if the metal in that necklace had been of a more noble material...such as non magnetic
  11. What planet did we get transported to where the Secretary of Health and Human Services obviously knows absolutely nothing about the meaning of his office title?
  12. Nice to see how red in the face they get when embarrassing themselves.
  13. Some people swear there is no such thing as luck, but then only a few win lotteries and some win a life.
  14. Wheeeeee, sign your own death warrant.
  15. Hate to say it, but reading this crap is more entertaining than most of what I see on network TV these days.
  16. Things change. I remember working on IH-10 in my home county in the 1960s all the stream bridges had to be three feet above the record flood level. I have seen the same one under water at least twice since then and no telling how many others have been covered. Upstream land development is the major problem.
  17. How nice to know this miracle device is just as simple as a cell phone, because other than once a month or so my phone never has a problem that makes it useless.
  18. When I exhale on a cold day I see this strange cloud of steam coming out of my mouth, obviously due to some kind of atmospheric contamination.
  19. Try this: get drunk or stoned and fall down on the sidewalk, you may be injured. Get drunk or stoned and fall in the water, you will probably drown.
  20. да, мастер da, master
  21. I can hardly wait for the antivaccers to try and ban sterile screwworm flies.
  22. Thank you for showing me that espousing religion is often useful for separating people from their earnings.
  23. The picture forever in my mind is how every person I could see in that theater was plastered to the back of their seat the first time that shark's head came up out of the water.
  24. So do Heinlein's heirs get royalties for use of the word "grok"?
  25. This is why they call it the ART of the con.
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