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AnTiM

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  1. Could four years of Hillary possibly have been any worse than four years of fkn trump? I demand a recount since she won the popular vote anyway.
  2. He got exposed to all kinds of things? Like trump's dick in his face?
  3. There was a time when it was not uncommon that rabble rousers and threats to a nation like this clown is would have been publicly tortured and executed to the delight of the onlookers. It probably still happens in some areas today. When people have no fear of the consequences of doing stupid shit, maybe it is time to bring the practice back. I could watch this asshole going to his death with absolutely no sympathy at all.
  4. ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY shoot every last son of a bitch in the group
  5. And once it is fully occupied, nuke it from orbit.
  6. Judging by the strain on the belt, he must carry his belly in a wheelbarrow.
  7. Should have executed this mfer right away. Send a clear message and eliminate years of bs.
  8. Aw, c'mon. I bet trump would respect Longhornlove a whole bunch.
  9. Still waiting for a picture of a hat, not a fkn CAP!
  10. Back in the 80s a friend and I were staggering out of baggage claim in Vegas, swigging on a bottle of whiskey after a three stop flight from Austin.. Two lady attendants at the exit, one looked disgustedly at us and muttered "Typical drunk Texans". No idea how she guessed that, but I politely said "You sound like you are from New York". She rather loudly sneered "I'm from New Jersey". I instinctively raised a clenched right fist with my left hand clamped on my right bicep and politely said "Same thing, upper U.S." Her friend choked laughing and we kept on walking.
  11. Here's a great idea, let's all go out and eat shit and bark at the moon.. At least we might be doing something worthwhile.
  12. What is the record for nonstop bitching? This started 12 hours ago.
  13. Needs more lightning, lots more lightning.
  14. Good thing about this is that it shows you the people you should never put your money or your trust on.
  15. My expended seed says it might be spelled "fantastically"; with another t, that is.
  16. Judging by post number, you are 120 unless you sit on your ass all day posting. Some wise man once said "You don't get to be old bein' no fool. Lots of young wise men deader'n a motherfucker, ain't they?". And if I find you dying in the street, I will stop anyone who tries to help you.
  17. I need printed season football tickets and am told the only way to get them is to go to Belmont Hall the week of Aug. 30. Quite a trip for me, is there no other way without an Iphone?
  18. Every time I think she can not possibly get more stupid, she amazes me again.
  19. Or maybe if they knocked on the door and a hail of slugs from an assault rifle came out through it. Where do some people get this crazy idea that the subject of an arrest is going to always go peacefully?
  20. Just predict the same thing every day for the rest of your life and you just might be right eventually.
  21. I guess the only good news is that every citizen the Taliban kills will mean there is one less Afghan who hates us.
  22. Those who do not study history...never engage in a land war in Asia...seems like we have all heard this before and it never has any effect.
  23. Many years ago when we owned a bar, I asked the local TABC agent if there was a list of basic rules to follow. He extended his hand two feet above the table and said "Basically, the liquor laws of Texas make a stack this high, which means I can do whatever I want." I doubt if that has changed.
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