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JMFP

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Everything posted by JMFP

  1. Coke Zero ...w/rum or cheap bourbon.
  2. But what if it was a police dog?
  3. I think maybe they were looking for the tornado thread?
  4. I wonder if the four year eligibility rule will be challenged before long.
  5. Lane did it too
  6. I met Mary Poppins one morning at Disney World. Bitch we're on vacation, my kids can have whip cream and chocolate chips on their waffles if they want and IDGAF about the calories when it's going to be 90+ by noon and 95% humidity. They will sweat it off and be fine. Damn.
  7. When I was a kid we had a horse that would step on your foot on purpose when you tried to brush him. He was a jerk.
  8. Would actually be the perfect solution.
  9. It would be nice to have a pair of strippers around for when you really need them...
  10. JMFP replied to bamachine's topic in Football
    https://www.businessinsider.com/oj-simpson-murders-and-jason-simpson-2014-6 The O.J. Simpson Saga Began 20 Years Ago Today — Here's Why His Son Should Be A Suspect
  11. The boy that goes to our dance studio has alpha-gal and has to wear synthetic dance shoes because even just contact with leather fucks him up.
  12. I have an uncle that always drinks French beer on July 4th to acknowledge their contributions.
  13. If you're only going to put in an 8 hour day why even bother starting? I'm in a six person group that covers a 24/7 control room. We work (roughly) 7 on - 7 off twelve hour shifts and it is awesome. Out of the 6 week rotation I work 2 weekend shifts and one week of nights. Work days are long and there isn't much time after work for family things but I get 21 days off in a six week rotation.
  14. JMFP replied to Texas007's topic in Football
  15. I think he's just trying to stir up shit with Microsoft now because his beef with Disney is losing interest.
  16. When was the last time you bought deodorant?
  17. Maybe I should have said Would Ducks...
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