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Bojack

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  1. In the unfinished Season 6 of The Wire, the new mayor jukes the crime stats by annexing several thousand square miles of Atlantic Ocean.
  2. Excellent point. Mad Max movies and The Road depict communities with low murder rates since so few people live in such a large area.
  3. Smoke up, Harlan!
  4. Used to be the Sabine River to the east and Red River to the north. Now we're all just one big fucked up laughing stock.
  5. I marvel at the level of batshit it takes to produce work like this. This fucking guy has MLK, Abe Lincoln, Frederick Douglas, and Harriet Tubman all standing next to Robert E Lee and praying over Donald Trump. This country is full of rubes that buy this shit and put it on their walls. Really, what hope have we got?
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    LBGTQ

    No offense, Nicole, but you're not treading on a dangerous slope. You've already plummeted down the slope and that's why you're posting this shit at 2:30 in the morning.
  7. Indeed. In 2024, they'll also vote a 3rd time for a presidential candidate who has routinely called for the execution of drug dealers like they do in the Philippines.
  8. "So don't front, MC Ren, 'cause I remember when you drove a B210Broke as a mothafuckin' joke" -- Ice Cube from No Vaseline
  9. I choose to remember Feinstein for all her great work with Susan B Anthony on women's suffrage, not her later years of opposing marijuana legalization and praising Lindsey Graham for his Amy Coney Barrett hearings.
  10. Bojack

    LBGTQ

    I always figured that the Porn Fairy was an older teen or guy that didn't want his porn stash found by his mom, girlfriend, or wife. You can't just throw it in your kitchen trash can because whoever you're trying to hide it from might see it. That's why you throw it out in the woods or the dumpster behind a TG&Y.
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    LBGTQ

    First he calls him or her a terrorist.
  12. How hammered have you got to be to get pulled over at 45th and Avenue B on a Monday night? I don't imagine it's the kind of place cops stake out looking for drunk drivers.
  13. You're welcome. Just looking after your delicate sensibilities. Poe, she said the pages were stuck together. You understand what she meant? Bill was jacking it and jizzing on the photos of naked dudes, Poe. Might have even been gay sex acts in the magazine. It wasn't clear.
  14. @Poe It Up, you'll want to skip over 7:00-8:00 of the new episode. Lady Mormont finds a gay porn magazine in Bill's truck.
  15. We're talking about a Republican in 2023 so it's likely a reference meant to praise Hitler, like 1488 or some shit.
  16. Wow! This is encouraging. Didn't realize you were capable of this kind of nuance.
  17. Negged for the superfluous apostrophes and because you suck.
  18. She must have gotten the Covid vaccine. It's the only possible explanation.
  19. RIP. I feel like an idiot. All this time I thought she was Silk and the other one was Diamond.
  20. You guys hear about Gaetz and Boebert? They voted present. Oh yeah? Wait 'til I tell him she's gone down on half the Carolina League.
  21. It's a blueprint even for someone like George Santos Halper. Someone was wondering who in the hell would take a job on Santos's staff and I say that's a golden opportunity for a job that wouldn't be very difficult. If I were to take such a post, first thing I'd say to him would be something like, "Never mind all the lying. You're here now. Lean all the way into the crazy and next term party leadership will be sucking your dick and giving you everything you want. You have the most important qualification for success in the modern Republican Party which is a complete lack of shame."
  22. It amuses me that McCarthy gave something substantial to MTG with the expectation that she could deliver the batshit wing of the party. Last term she had no committee assignment whatsoever because she's a straight up true believer Q nut. Sold his soul and got jack shit in return. Reap it, McCarthy, you asshole loser.
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