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Bojack

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  1. 7 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

    shocked steve harvey GIF

     

    Today I turned 50!

    Many people go into their 50th birthday thinking it’s a bad thing, but I truly feel it’s wonderful and I’m so excited and grateful God let me live 50 years and do so many things.

    From being the first person to graduate college in my family, to carrying 3 babies in my womb and the absolute miracle of 3 childbirths, to raising my children and teaching them about God’s creation and man’s dangers, to running successful businesses and carrying the weight of the responsibility, being a member of congress, running, cycling, swimming, fucking my CrossFit trainers, competing, training, reading, always learning, creating, building, skiing, surfing, hiking, making mistakes, learning lessons, and most importantly God’s grace that I don’t deserve but am thankful for beyond words, my 50 years have been an incredible journey that I’m thrilled to be on.

    And God willing, I’ll passionately continue each step following Him wherever the road leads.

     

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    She kind of looks like a Mystic from the Dark Crystal.

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  2. 15 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

    You need Jesus

    I guess twitter makes you join to see current tweets but judging from this sample you must have brain rot if this dude is showing up on your feed 

     

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    To be fair, that guy probably shows up in everyone's twitter feed nowadays. Difference is Prong Horn's brain rot is so advanced that he agrees with it and reposts it here.

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  3. 1 hour ago, Snake Diggity said:

    Small sample, but from what I’m seeing looks like they be mashing the shit out of the rich white golfer button, “fuck tha police!”

    Right. Just check out the thread in Other Sports. The cops forgot their most fundamental command: Protect but don't bind. Bind but don't protect. They bound the wrong one.

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  4. 12 minutes ago, Tigersnake said:

    I got two gotdamn things to say:

    1) I get that, in daily life, we should all try to allow our better angels to mostly run the show. However, in a situation like being in a committee hearing with MTG----or any other of these bad faith treasonous disrespectful pieces of shit--I'm glad there are people to stand up to their bullshit. This song by the late great Kenny Rogers comes to mind:

    2) Met her last weekend. Jasmine Crockett is absolute smoke and I'm glad she's there to stop and lock the door

    I hate the way song casts Tommy as the victim rather than Becky. The Gatlin boys should have suffered far more serious consequences than a mere ass whooping. Also, the uncle narrator guy is fucking useless, sitting on a barstool, knowing what he knows and just watching. Needs to be a verse added, "I helped bury bodies cuz he was my brother's son." All the blows should have been for Becky. 

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  5. 3 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

     

    Watched the eclipse and then national title game with them. 

    I couldn't see anything but the eclipse with those glasses. Surprised you were able to watch the game like that.

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  6. 7 hours ago, hobbes2702 said:

    God dammit. Great minds and such 

    You did the find the gif where they look almost exactly alike aside from the hat, glasses, and hair.

  7. 8 hours ago, PRONG HORN said:

     

     

    The relief is for all who resonate with the humor in the posts.  I'm not posting in order to fit in with people's perception of the thread's history.  I'm not excluding anyone intentionally.  If you don't resonate feel free to post your own.    

     

     

     

    This makes so little sense, it could be one of your cartoons. Just misspell some words, add a drawing of Pepe the Frog crying, and say something about sucking girls' dicks and it'd probably be a big hit on whatever Twitter thread you get this shit from. 

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  8. 17 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

    I answered a call from an unknown number yesterday because a colleague had just texted me that someone was going to call me with questions about one of our products. Turned out it was an old lady who addressed me as "James"and thanked me for being a supporter of conservative values, but now my help was needed to ensure election integrity.

    She rambled for a minute about the threat at hand but also listed recent wins they'd had in Michigan by "cleaning" voter registration lists. I said just enough to get her hopes up & when she thought she'd closed the deal with "James" and could I be counted on for the recommended $250 donation I asked how much did one need to donate to get a God Bless the USA Bible?

    "OH gee, we don't distribute those. That's separate from us."

    James: "What if I donate $500? Can you get me a Bible signed by Trump?"

    Her: "if you sign up to be a repeating donor we have several patriotic items including pictures, flags & t-shirts! [Excitedly] Would you like to do that, "James?"

    James: "how much for a picture signed by Stormy Daniels saying 'it's really, really tiny?'"

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    Her: Who is Stormy Daniels?

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