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Bojack

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  1. True. Jimmy could also make it through a tough practice without being a crybaby.
  2. You couldn't be more wrong. Jimmy Chitwood is way better. All the way up with a red hot poker.
  3. Kriss Ross'll make you...
  4. He's breathing through his eyelids.
  5. I understand you now. Sorry about my earlier comment. I see now that you said she was "moley" because you think the talking filibuster is rad and cool and you were just trying to evoke images of early Democracy like Aristotle and Ben Franklin. I take back my suggestion that you're a lying sack of shit.
  6. It was Wendy Davis. She was attempting to block an anti-abortion bill. The proposals called for abortions to be banned after 20 weeks, clinics to upgrade their facilities to be classed as surgical centers and doctors to have admitting privileges at a hospital within 30 miles. They would have forced 37 of the state's 42 clinics to close, according to opponents, making it very difficult for women in rural areas to obtain an abortion. Oh, and you fucking suck. I'm sure you're being totally honest about not remembering anything about it except she was "moley" and the running shoes.
  7. You're spreading blasphemous rumours.
  8. According to authorities on the subject like Charlie Kirk, Ben Shapiro, and Tucker Carlson; Lebron James and Prince Harry are examples of effeminate men.
  9. I agree. I imagine it went like this... Sign Writer: So basically, I add an apostrophe to anything that ends with an S. Maga Grammar Nazi: Pretty much but there are exceptions, like "druggies" doesn't need the apostrophe because you're changing the y to ie and that makes it plural. Sign writer: So I wouldn't add an apostrophe to "thieves", right? Maga Grammar Nazi: No. It should be "thieve's" because it's irregular.
  10. When I hear someone say the easy way or the hard way, I think of Fleece Johnson, the Booty Warrior.
  11. BlueAnon ought to be the label given to the police that took part in the riot.
  12. Imagine all the flags you could've flown, the messages you could've put on a shirt or sign that would've gotten your ass beat by the mob that day. Meanwhile, this guy strolls around in complete comfort. Notice also that the "heritage not hate" types never say a damn thing about their flag being co-opted by self avowed white supremacists or conspiracy nuts. Never heard anything like, "Those guys at Charlottesville are giving the Confederate flag a bad name! It's not about racism!"
  13. Take a knee and listen to this shit.
  14. I haven't seen this posted. Turns out Riley Williams is an even worse person than we knew.
  15. I won't post it here but in the extended video her pasties twirling was solid but she didn't go full topless.
  16. Self described, present day leftists are consistently anti-war, no matter the party in power. Scan through the articles in the link if you really want to know what "the left" thinks of the Syria bombings. It's been this way going back to that lying son of a bitch Johnson and for every administration, R and D, since. You're conflating everyone to your left (which is most people in this country) with the actual left which is much smaller. https://www.commondreams.org/war-peace
  17. Something interesting I learned a few years ago is that Chuck D created the logo himself and that he has a degree in graphic design.
  18. markstanco, when he wakes up: "Haha. Just the kind of response I'd expect from the liberal cabal. Why are y'all so intolerant of people with a different viewpoint?" markstanco, later in DTs thread: "Oh, yeah. I went to the CR. It's a tough racket."
  19. Texas produces very little hydro power. I read somewhere that Mansfield Dam is the top power generating dam in the state. It's not exactly Grand Coulee or Three Gorges.
  20. Say what will you about Dean Corll, but he did smoke out many a youngster before he tortured them, killed them and buried their remains on the beach at High Island.
  21. Ah, yes. The classy, witty Rush of the '90s who made a joke to a national audience about 12 year old Chelsea Clinton being the White House dog.
  22. Thanks, TexasHooch. That's how I'll remember Rush - as a slut who was faking his illness and refused to pull himself up by his own bootstraps.
  23. That looks like a copper cap. It could be an abandoned line going to nowhere. It might also be the end of an air chamber, connected to some fixture. Either way, if that's all that's broken, you'll just need to replace that cap. Are there any plumbing fixtures close to this pipe?
  24. The trap is likely frozen on your master tub drain. Any single handle tub/shower valve will have an anti-scalding feature that shuts down the flow if water is coming from only one side.
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