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Beau Vine

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Everything posted by Beau Vine

  1. This is one of the worst football games I've ever seen.
  2. What would you say you do here, Chippewas?
  3. 18 points in OT.
  4. Lulz, Preston Stone! Has there ever been a highly recruited QB from a private Texas HS who turned out to be worth a shit?
  5. "WHOT BOWWWWLLLLLLLLLLLLL IS THIS?"
  6. Here's to the Rainbow Waaaaaaaar-yers! Something something soooooomething!
  7. Terrible play by the safety.
  8. 'Bows might as well let them score here...or just keep lining up offsides on every play.
  9. I saw an Insta video today of a hot chick who had an NFL receiver's glove on and some dude was throwing footballs to her and she was making one hand catches on every one, so I'm less impressed by great catches now.
  10. Leading the NBA in both rebounds and assists per game. How cool is that?
  11. One of these days, an announcer is going to pronounce "Honolulu" correctly, and I'm gonna:
  12. My 35-yo incel nephew did this. He ended up with a lady pushing 50, who turned out to be bipolar. She got off her meds and broke into his house one day carrying a rifle. Police arrested her, searched her house, and walked out with about 100 guns. He has not been back to church.
  13. Nice hats, douchenoggles.
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