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Beau Vine

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Everything posted by Beau Vine

  1. Later, you worthless, fat fuck.
  2. Shit AB by Stephenson.
  3. I've looked this up so often that I really should make it into a poster and hang it on my wall, but it always amazes me:
  4. It's like my dream team!
  5. How about Devin?
  6. I mean, look at this: And he struck out Tony Perez leading off the second for Rose + 3 future Hall of Famers fanned in a row.
  7. Great hustle, Judge!
  8. 14 Ks against the 2025 Guardians isn't nearly as impressive as 14 against the Big Red Machine.
  9. "Latte for Jan!" cracks me up every time I see it.
  10. I'd bet a lot of money that the Rox keep Schaeffer.
  11. Holy shit! .296! Only the Rockies were lower.
  12. I am personally shocked that Chicken Sandwich hasn't shown up to bumble around with some idiotic self-owning links for us.
  13. Dammit, I missed going 4-0 by 1 game (STL). Fuck you, Oli Marmol! And we're not going to talk about my breakout picks...
  14. I haven't seen confirmed game times, but this seems like a no-brainer:
  15. This first round is so tasty that if this were the NBA, I'd be sure they rigged some games to get these matchups.
  16. Stupid review
  17. Was that supposed to be a screen pass?
  18. Fuck. Your. Actual. Face. Tessitore.
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