Everything posted by Noozak
- CFP Semifinal: Texas vs Washington - 7:45pm on ESPN
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Aggy 2024: Still waiting on the Looch 44
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2024: Bags Don't Beat Bankrolls
Bobby hasn't reported that on the live stream
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2024: Bags Don't Beat Bankrolls
I'll snort all sorts of hopium. It seems crazy he's visited 10+ times, reclassified, and hasn't signed anything to join bowl practices. I haven't seen many reports from the texas writers about his interest in Texas either. Just trying to make sure I'm not missing anything here.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2024: Bags Don't Beat Bankrolls
Based on his visit history, does anyone involved with our recruiting actually believe Texas has a shot of ending up in the class?
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Week 14, 2023, Texas v Washington, College Football Playoff Edition
The difference here is that you walked in after pissing all over your pants, and you're making an ass out of yourself. It's not even a good troll job. If you want to come in here and playfully talk some shit, fine. At least back it up with some substance.
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BIG 12 CHAMPS - ADIOS MOFOS!
Defender landed on his ankle. Looked like he dropped his weight similar to a hip drop tackle
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BIG 12 CHAMPS - ADIOS MOFOS!
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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
Imagine being upset that a sophomore has a 70% completion rating with 16 touchdowns and 4 interceptions. Just because your life fucking sucks doesn’t mean you need to project your bullshit on the rest of us. Go outside or something
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Game Week 10: Texas at TCU
accurate representation of what is happening over here right now lol
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Game Week 10: Texas at TCU
So you're going to drop this shit and not tell us what you just heard?
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Texas vs k-state - 11am on Fox
Murphy has an incredible arm but man his decision making is awful. Yeah yeah yeah he’s a freshman but his wtf moments should be limited to one or two a game. He’s averaging 7 or 8
- Week 8, 2023: Byu @ Texas
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Jim Harbaugh NO LONGER coaches at Michigan
I've wondered why we haven't seen people do something even more simple than ingesting live data. With down, distance, quarter, time left, score differential, and whatever other features that are useful; can you readily predict what play someone is going to call? Is that prediction even useful?
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Maalik Murphy unfucked Duke, works his next miracle at Oregon State
I would be curious to see how many SEC defenses were playing a flyover defense every single week. Maybe not many because bama was able to run on people whenever they wanted. While at Texas sarks offense has been all about efficiency because we can't do that. Our passing and rushing production has been pretty close to a 50/50 split every year. It's also a big reason why Quinn has such a high completion percentage. He's elite at throwing the ball to any location on the field so it's really easy for us to exploit zone coverages and take check downs for 3-4 yard gains. Even this year Sark has been content to hold on to the ball and chew clock. He's not really shown any desire to sling the ball around like that as a head coach otherwise we would be scoring more than 40 points
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Maalik Murphy unfucked Duke, works his next miracle at Oregon State
We've seen this offense now for 3 years and you still think it's designed to maximize passing touchdowns?
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Maalik Murphy unfucked Duke, works his next miracle at Oregon State
Quinn has a 78% completion rate against conference opponents, and that number stays above 70% for the whole season. He has 13 passing tds and only 3 interceptions on the season. What the hell about that is not impressive? I get it man, you have a hard-on for Maalik, but don't act like Quinn isn't having an impressive season.
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Week 8, 2023: Byu @ Texas
Not sure what else you expect from a group (including RBs) that averages 21 catches a game at 13 yards a catch. The offense has 13 passing touchdowns and 14 rushing touchdowns. It's not like we favor passing over rushing. Our problems are situational play calling, and average as grits interior oline play more so than the skill positions.
- Texas vs houston - 3:00pm on Fox
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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
Then i think we’re on the same page
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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
What are you talking about? You literally said “let’s see what Arch has”. What is that supposed to mean? Any reasonable person would assume you’re talking about today/this season and not next year.
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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
The staff clearly thinks he isn’t better today. There is a clear difference between what ewers does for this team and Arch does for next years team. I hope to god Arch is better than Quinn. That doesn’t mean Quinn isn’t good? I’m not sure what you’re getting at here. We were talking about Quinn being good enough to win today, not Arch being good enough to win next year. Don’t move the goal posts
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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
This is a fair point. I’m not sure I have a good response for you. So many things contributed to the loss though. My point is that this is bigger than just Quinn. Defense SHOULD have stepped up, but didn’t. Special teams should have stepped up, but didn’t. Clean up the mess in Texas wins by two scores. That’s what makes this shit so frustrating.
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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
C’mon man, we did recover. I’m pissed too but this isn’t it. Quinn finished 31/37. The defense didn’t play well enough to win. If you want to blame the offense for anything it was the penalties. Quinn’s turnovers resulted in 7 points. Sark’s call on 3rd and 9 was soft as hell, the defensive playcalling on the last drive was soft as hell, and the team had way too many missed tackles and penalties. AD mitchell had a shit game. There is plenty to be mad about but Quinn is not it.
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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
You’re normally a solid poster. This is an awful fucking take, man. Quinn had a bad two drives and then played lights out. If there is something to be pissed about it’s not this. You think arch is going to play better? Take a play or two off and put your phone down.