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campcrunk

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  1. Seems pretty defeatist. I will concede that the bullshit S-E-C!!! S-E-C!!! pitch is helping them with some recruits this year, but I'm certainly not anywhere near ready to concede that aggy is somehow our recruiting equal - even when they're flagrantly paying kids. We're still TEXAS and they're just the weird backwoods afterbirth. Fortunately, I think Herman agrees with this point of view. edit: I didn't address OU in the post, but fuck them too. Fucking hillbillies.
  2. If that's satire, it's a masterpiece. Unfortunately, I don't think it is...
  3. And what percentage of Jimbo's QB recruits wind up on Last Chance U because they won't stop being spoiled babies/hitting girls/doing too much coke? I mean, close to 50%, right? Maybe they should worry about their own coach recruiting enough QBs. It's not like they, as a school, have an issue with QB attrition already.
  4. Screen capped for posterity's sake.
  5. So I guess no one bothered to tell Looch that Sumlin actually has one more year of experience as a head coach than Jimbo? And started coaching in FBS three years before Jimbo?
  6. I wasn't familiar with the name, so I watched his HUDL. This young man is scary accurate. Sucks that he's going to rape U. If he's not coming to Texas, I wish he'd go somewhere like WSU. I know Leach doesn't recruit Texas that much these days, but I think Zeno would tear it up in that offense.
  7. I would guess that their 2015 class was probably a little better as well, with guys like Murray, Kirk, Mack, and Dunning. At the very most, I would say that this class is on pace to be about the same as that one. That class had 27 commits and finished 11th, but asking aggy to look at rational, empirical evidence is like asking my Labrador to do calculus.
  8. Jimbo's record against Clemson with actual talented teams (as opposed to shitshow he'll be trotting out there this season) was 4-4 . It's 1-3 when the talent is even remotely even - and calling the talent level "even" in 2014 is probably being overly generous. But sure thing, aggy. Dream that dream.
  9. Stupid sip. Daddy98 isn't an imbecile. He just ran out of literacy.
  10. Wow. This is such obvious bullshit. That's sleazy as fuck, classless, and just cringeworthy, even for the guy who called Malik "boy" on Twitter
  11. Except the never nudes are probably more normal.
  12. Incredibly shitty move by Kelly, but the kid's response is beyond awesome. The publicists who write statements for pro athletes and other celebrities couldn't do any better. As long as Sheffield doesn't wind up at OU or aggy, I'll be pulling for him.
  13. I don't think he would. He's in a way better situation right now while he waits on Saban to retire. Plus, having to start the process over at the all-encompassing suck-hole that is aggy would probably hurt his reputation, which might make Bama think twice about him down the road.
  14. Dabo at aggy could have been legitimately scary. I mean, I'm sure they'd find a way to fuck it up because it's what they do. I remember when Dabo used to get made fun of for being goofy, but he can recruit, he can evaluate, he hires good assistants and then lets them do their jobs without meddling too much (see FUPM), he runs an offense that would fit Texas talent perfectly, and he's not afraid to play the street agent game or go through a shady uncle - which you know aggy would LOVE. Basically, Dabo accomplished more in the last four years than Jimbo has in his whole career. And, like you said, he's doing all of this at a cow college in the sticks that used to be an all-male military academy. Not that I think Dabo would leave Clemson for aggy, but I'm sure $75 million would have him at least thinking about it. Thank fuck they hired Fisher instead.
  15. Shouldn't Wolfe maybe, I don't know, focus on learning how to not fall down in coverage drills before he starts bragging about how aggy is going to "beat down everybody?" Just a thought.
  16. HAHAHAHA! Wolfe is as good as Cook? OK, NoFigs. Whatever you say. I guess I have no choice but to bow to your superior football acumen. We got five (arguable six) defensive backs last year that are probably better than any DB prospect aggy has gotten in the last fifteen years, including their current crop. Nick Harvey and Williams are the only aggy recruits I can think of during that time who even come close to the ones we signed. And Harvey was smart enough to get the hell out of there at the first chance he got. Plus, our kids aren't headcases. O'Neal and Wolfe together is going to be like Christmas for us. The second they have to deal with even the slightest setback or if their egos clash even a tiny bit, it's going to be GLORIOUS. And given that Wolfe is destined for a position change and O'Neal does not appear to have much upside absent a speed transfusion, those things seem to be mortal locks. Potentially throw Carter in there too (assuming he somehow finds a way to play school enough to qualify) and the next few years in Dead Dog Station could be REALLY special for Horns fans. Maybe not quite two-five-star-quarterbacks-transfer-in-two-days kind of special, but special nonetheless. tldr: Toilet Smurf is dumb, even for aggy. Their 2019 DB class isn't fit to carry our 2018 DB class' pads.
  17. Can we just take a moment to reflect on the sheer stupidity of the aggy who asked this question. High school coaches are suddenly going to change their proven, successful approach because... a short arsed coach for a cow college in the world's shittiest hick town runs a different system? As an aside, I can't wait to see the pro style, West Coach approach work as well for them as it did for old buddies Mack and Shawn Watson. Should be an absolute treat to watch.
  18. There's just too much going on here to really capture in one post. The one on the left looks disturbingly pleased with himself. I wonder how many dead animals he raped before they finally caught him? There's definitely going to be an episode of Mindhunter based on that kid sometime in the (near) future. Pretty sure the one on the right has more than a couple of extra chromosomes - which would make sense, given the way their admission "standards" are these days. What was the phase Scipio used back in November 2011? "Paramilitary Thalidomide babies," right? I really don't think you can sum it up any better than that.
  19. I thought this was very interesting re: Cain and Sanders. Obviously, I'm sure this kind of thing happens all the time (e.g. Urban Meyer telling Jevan Snead he was recruiting Tebow as a linebacker), but how could anyone be stupid enough to tell two different running backs, who are roommates, this and not expect to be found out? I know aggy is recruiting both, so hopefully they were one of the offenders. I could certainly see Brewster pulling that crap.
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