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IBuryPaul

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  1. DBU, and fuck off corn dog
  2. Did not know that, and of course the original joke went completely over my head
  3. That’s no Rouchefoucauld, which tells time in 5 time zones.
  4. Pretty sure the announcement time was an ESiPN decision...
  5. You're better than this. I'm used to clearly laid out formats that take out any effort on my part.
  6. I'm just curious. Is there a term for posting completely made up bullshit and then passing it around until, with no basis, it becomes a folklore fact? You will hear the above repeated over and over again throughout the summer. Bet
  7. The pat is an untimed down whether it’s for 1 or 2
  8. Very disappointing. Defense plays lights out until the final play. You know Beck can’t throw so why isn’t the los stacked? Q isn’t making reads when the D challenges his brain. Best team Texas has had since ‘09 or maybe’05. And it’s being wasted.
  9. I really don't mean to be a jackass but posting an employees name and talking about her ass on this site while apparently being some type of supervisor is not a recipe for your personal or professional success.
  10. Who knew the opposite George Castanza is an aggie?
  11. From what I've seen you pressure Quin into quick decisions/passes, spread out the defense and close those off. Forget about the long ball. That's rarely going to be completed.
  12. I wish they were more timely with the TV broadcast. I’d much rather listen to Craig Way than any broadcaster with the networks.
  13. I now want the Lions to win the Super Bowl just to see how aggy takes claim for the win on their wall of champions
  14. Great observations. All I can think of when I look at that photo is back hair.
  15. Not sure what you’re negating here
  16. The Texans are in the playoffs? The Houston Texans?
  17. Mom's special place ain't gonna ice itself
  18. Oh so now we can't jerk off in a library? Jeezus, will we ever elect a Libertarian?
  19. So tonight, when you're hammered and need grease, head over to 148 Carondelet St, Brothers Food Mart. They're open all night. Get a 12-piece of the best fried chicken you'll ever eat. Go to your room. Lay in bed with the box of chicken laying on your chest. Eat away and enjoy. You'll love yourself, maybe literally, and feel guilty in the morning. You're welcome.
  20. It appears the Geico Gecko presented the emotional pump you up halftime speech
  21. Props Pops on the avatar
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