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IBuryPaul

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  1. I now want the Lions to win the Super Bowl just to see how aggy takes claim for the win on their wall of champions
  2. Great observations. All I can think of when I look at that photo is back hair.
  3. Mom's special place ain't gonna ice itself
  4. Oh so now we can't jerk off in a library? Jeezus, will we ever elect a Libertarian?
  5. So tonight, when you're hammered and need grease, head over to 148 Carondelet St, Brothers Food Mart. They're open all night. Get a 12-piece of the best fried chicken you'll ever eat. Go to your room. Lay in bed with the box of chicken laying on your chest. Eat away and enjoy. You'll love yourself, maybe literally, and feel guilty in the morning. You're welcome.
  6. It appears the Geico Gecko presented the emotional pump you up halftime speech
  7. He and Gap Kid should have a baby
  8. I’m taking advantage of this and turning it off. Get wife points and don’t have to die of boredom.
  9. Damn, as much as I want aggy to implode I truly feel bad for this kid.
  10. With all the turmoil that is aggy, the fightin' mullets from Stillwater best mud hole these sheep fuckers. It'll make keeping me up until midnight worthwhile. Then it'll be 'didn't want to be there, transitioning.' Whatev. Pete, make it happen!
  11. My favorite part of these boring games, ‘CFB Semi Final TEXAS v Washington’ seems to be on the ribbon about 90 percent of the time. Aggy has to think it’s a conspiracy.
  12. What comes to mind... 'Hang on aggy, aggy hang on'
  13. I bet he has one hellacious headache this morning.
  14. Once aggy realizes Surly is on to them, there will be no amount of money that is too high to get this hiring done and on the books. Rape them, Optimus. Glorious.
  15. I've been searching for the last hour for the subtitled El Risitas bit someone posted in the past week. Anyone have it handy? Absolute gold! Without doubt in the top 5 of funniest things I've seen on here.
  16. Something has to fill the time so TV can show you 30 commercials.
  17. Well, it’s because he dances like Elaine
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