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nnm

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  1. nnm replied to Hate's topic in Lulz
    Dave Bliss sure has aged well.
  2. The literal monkey resides with UT's special teams coach.
  3. @immamac, did you lift the ban on linking X posts? I posted this morning using the protocol above, and the non-surlyx-link brought up a direct link to the X post:
  4. https://x.com/BoardGeniuses/status/1919789275576443206
  5. That’s actually a thing. https://www.sciencealert.com/perineum-sunning-isn-t-the-answer-to-boosting-your-energy-or-your-libido
  6. Wordle 1,418 4/6 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ 🟨🟩⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #Worldle #1202 (07.05.2025) 3/6 (100%) 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬜➡️ 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬜↖️ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🎉 🧭⭐📍🚩🗿🛡️🔤👫🪙 https://worldle.teuteuf.fr 🙂 Daily Quordle 1199 8️⃣6️⃣ 4️⃣9️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟨 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨🟨🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ 🟨🟨🟨🟩⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #travle #875 +1 ✅🟧✅✅ https://travle.earth Connections Puzzle #696 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟦🟦🟦 🟦🟦🟪🟦 🟪🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟦🟦🟦 On connections, I’ve reached the Office Space point, where it’s not that I’m lazy. It’s that I just don’t care.
  7. Fun fact: Alison went to school with future Depeche Mode members Andrew Fletcher and Martin Gore. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alison_Moyet
  8. That’s not useless at all. Splash patterns are real.
  9. Agree with @WBT that she is impertinent, not rude, and that is my wheelhouse. I had the whole Yaz cassette, for that single song, and never knew until now what she looked like.
  10. Wow. Man, you’re right. It’s played out, old, and dumb. Please forgive me. Delete user, ban post.
  11. No, not Vic heavy. Just not anorexic.
  12. I’m happy for you. Have you told your parents yet?
  13. Not enough boarded-up stores.
  14. Poked my head in the cesspool over at Texags to check the status of the roller coaster. No season prediction threads, at least on the first page. There are a couple on early season rankings by various pundits and the collective response seems to be that, of course ebil tu is overrated, but no corresponding "look out for the Ags!" posts. They all seem to be pretty dejected. Billy has his work cut out for him getting that roller coaster up the first hill.
  15. If that's his mom in the back, he's at least 2 cup sizes larger than her.
  16. <insert aintnobodygottimeforthat.gif>
  17. Nm
  18. The beaches in Tenerife are nice. Lots of scenery.
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