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Gene Parmesan

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Everything posted by Gene Parmesan

  1. But also don't be shocked if another program does pick up a commitment at some point.
  2. Go primitive. Dig a hole and and dump some lit charcoal in and throw a grate on top.
  3. The anus is on you to provide a definition.
  4. somewhere between national championship 3 and 7 he was really upset with how things were going
  5. They should stop calling it a tush push the actual pushing of Hurts means nothing and affects a small % of the outcomes from that play. Until ball carriers are no longer able to go forward after contacting their OL there is nothing to ban about the play. Pretty much all short yardage runs are you hitching a ride on your OL.
  6. When you think you're gonna get eaten and your first thought is, 'Great, I don't have to go to work tomorrow.' You’re relieved you don’t have to go to work tomorrow because you thought you were gonna get eaten?! What the fuck is this world
  7. Typical surly cabal refusing to start a thread on an event I want to discuss.
  8. What were they actually proposing to ban, the RB pushing Hurts, or QB sneaks in general? The RB pushing Hurts probably makes a difference on like 5% of their sneaks.
  9. It's 5 v 5. There are no lines, there is no contact so speed is way more important than size. It's basically a QB and 4 WRs on offense, and 5 DBs on defense. You can run the ball but unless your RB is super fast I don't know what advantage a RB offers over just handing the ball to a probably faster WR. You are allowed to rush the passer, but I don't know what the point of having NFL pass rushers vs a faster DB rush the passer. It's not like they have to fight through an OL. Not that USA won't cake walk to gold, but this is a pretty bastardized version of the sport with a lot of elite football traits being non applicable.
  10. Why are you presuming the ship’s gender?
  11. Tankless will supply endless hot water to a few things at once, but not all things at once. Something to keep in mind if you have kids.
  12. Is it over today? No drunken Stars post game tonight?
  13. I think he pulled it off
  14. Lincoln is a bitch, but it seems like a decision like this would be above the HC's head.
  15. Just a straight shooter with upper management written all over her.
  16. Everyone has been sure it’s rigged for 30 years
  17. You don't think awfulannouncing.com got the real scoop on this story?
  18. What about that Louisville DT that was drafted at 19 years old a while back. He sucked in the NFL but from ages 16-19 he was killing it in college. A true child amongst boys.
  19. Sounds like a great opportunity.
  20. I have a ketchup packet instead of soy sauce. I knew something was off when I was looking at it.
  21. If he's underage then all it takes is one for a DUI.
  22. Shough went in the 2nd. He was going ahead of him no matter what.
  23. 1st round but they might have been skeptical if his mother was timing him.
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