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Sam Lin

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  1. Except when you're told it will be on the jetway, and it isn't, and somehow got tagged through to your final destination, so you don't have the carryon you prepped for a long layover during the layover, and no I'm not bitter about it fuckers.
  2. So how is the the tuna salad?
  3. Looks like they're in the sink and not stuck in the disposal, so you're winning.
  4. Isofrane is one, not the cheapest.
  5. Built Ford Tough (tm)
  6. https://configurator.lamborghini.com/configurator/
  7. But then you don't get to open the can of randomly timed explosive death!
  8. Get out, snail.
  9. fuckosaurus
  10. Sounds like either her or mom have Sat handled so you should get some beers and kick back and watch football.
  11. One of my previous coworkers would drink in the shower for breakfast.
  12. wtf shrooms are you putting on your pizza
  13. Dollar cost averaging! 15% of the time it works every time!
  14. I was expecting a Rickroll. Am disappoint.
  15. Even more aggravating: a few newsletters the unsubscribe link is a bad link and won't load! And one newsletter it loads and says "you have been unsubscribed" but the newsletters keep coming.
  16. Just wear sweatpants like the rest of us.
  17. And lets face it you needed the exercise anyway.
  18. Because you touch yourself
  19. You sound jealous. Don't be so jealous.
  20. And then try blowjob. 88% of the time, it works 0% of the time.
  21. And it's a vibrating bed, for her pleasure.
  22. Thumbs up for back-in parking.
  23. Yeahhhhhhh Testarossa or 512m. Best car posters ever. Followed by Diablo.
  24. Doubles as a travel water flosser for your teeth, so you save some luggage space.
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