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Fuck Tim Beck

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  1. Not only did the Vols lose, but they lost to a team with some gay ass shit on their uniforms you normally only see on grandmas tablecloth.
  2. The P&G bean counters are worried this shortage may bleed them dry.
  3. PPV event on Christmas. Call it the Christmas poo.
  4. If he marries Carrot Top instead of a 20-something waitress, he's still gonna need an Elvis impersonator.
  5. Too soon Signed, The guy who's handle on the old sites was Fuck Greg Davis
  6. Yep. Weaksauce. Fuck these race officials
  7. This. And it's two lane for parts. Can be a shitshow at the wrong time of day. Lots of gravel trucks too
  8. Hey look! A brown starfish!
  9. Who the hell is JFK?
  10. As someone who lives near Temple, I can attest it's full of no driving ass clowns.
  11. I'm stunned. I'm pissed. It's Nick Rose.
  12. ^^ 392 minutes huh? And they had me at stalking stuffer
  13. Of course he did. Because if he dragged her by her ankles she would have filled up with mud.
  14. It's not the cats fault. He saw everbody else pissing on her.
  15. 0-17. Fify.
  16. Gotta go all in tho. Bunker Dwarf featuring the anal swabs.
  17. Something something loose lips sink ships.
  18. Wait, so Craig James was the previous owner?
  19. Did you chunk it in her dumper?
  20. Ricky Bobby says hold my Powerade
  21. In true Surl fashion I'm betting that someone on here still has the polaroids.
  22. A library in a home owned by Adrian Peterson seems like a waste.
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