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  1. That's bullshit!
  2. Damn, @SHOOTER12! I hope that you get healed up quickly.
  3. Pato, you're good, but you're no Nick Lowe.
  4. No, but I have had a fantastic 30 minutes or so catching spanish mackerel working a bait ball a few times.
  5. If I can't troll a ribbonfish off the fantail and get the captain to stop so I can land the kingfish, well, I'm just not interested.
  6. I keep getting calls telling me that my loan has been approved for up to $40,000, but they just need a little more information. I have been letting them go to voicemail and deleting them there, but I answered one yesterday. (I was expecting a call from a medical number that isn't in my contacts.) It wasn't a live person, just the same recording that they leave on the voicemail telling you the number to call back and finish getting scammed, I mean getting your totally legitimate loan. I guess that if you call back they can argue that it's not a scam if you took positive action to contact them. My parents are both gone now, so I guess that I just have to worry about my wife and me. I'm pretty confident that I'll recognize scammers, but my wife? Well, I'll just say that I'm concerned.
  7. R. Lee Ermy - "Well. No shit."
  8. Today I learned that the Vandy whistler is likely from India. Man, that sucks. When the mountains do a mass wasting event, the don't fuck around.
  9. Come on, now. According to sheeeit, you're ignoring the positive aspects. You know, fewer of "them".
  10. Do not dispose of the paint in liquid form. Open the lid and allow the paint to dry thoroughly, then dispose of it. @tbone_ is correct. This is to keep paint out of waterways and groundwater. Most modern paints are low VOC, so they do not pollute the air as much, either.
  11. My dad raised me to never eat seafood more than two hours drive from saltwater. That rule has served me well all the days of my life. First and last time I ate at a Longjohn Silver's my mom wanted to try it on a trip into Houston for supplies for her craft shop. The floor was so greasy that we could barely stay upright. We stayed and tried it anyway and found that the slick floor was the highlight of the experience.
  12. Where's the wooden spoon? Or ping pong paddle?
  13. "It is wrong to starve people and shoot them when they gather to get food." "It's ok because Hamas. They should all die because you can't prove that they're not Hamas." Good God! Supporting genocide "because Hamas". Soulless ghouls.
  14. I think the guy on the left is @RamjetFDO.
  15. I hope that whoever invented summer sausage lived a long, healthy, happy life and is enjoying a special place right now.
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