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  1. ICE sure thought so.
  2. 7th grade, Brenham Jr. High, Ms. Zuma. She was proof that God exists and knows how to obliterate junior high boys' minds.
  3. The Ma Deuce will never die. It's practically perfect in every way.
  4. Since I retired I have become more adventurous in my eating, trying things like sushi (why did I wait so long to try that?) and other things I avoided before. I have almost universally found that I didn't know what I was missing, and should have branched out before. So I will try snails if given the chance, and have learned to appreciate well prepared eggplant. I've even overcome the trauma of the C-ration Ham and Lima Beans and learned to at least tolerate lima beans. But liver, sardines, and beets can fuck all the way off. Growing up I was forced to eat all three, but have not done so since I moved out on my own. Miss me with that shit.
  5. That's a real "Fuck you in particular" moment.
  6. The ones who could and did vote thought only about fucking over the ones who aren't eligible to vote, not thinking that the inevitable end of that course leads to them getting fucked, too. Oh, well..
  7. This right here is why you don't raise your children to believe that they can do whatever the put their minds to, especially if they're stupid. Daaaamn.
  8. The fall makes me feel bad for her, but the funky chicken just before the fall kills me.
  9. Who hasn't ridden on a bike that they broke in half twice (at different places on the frame) and their dad welded it back together both times? Is that not normal?
  10. I just got a package of new underwear. It was in a zip-type resealable bag, with a hole it the bag so that you can feel the texture of the cloth to see if you like it. Why does an underwear package, with a hole in it, the very definition of single use packaging, have a zip-lock on it, while cereal packaging does not?
  11. I don't know about the whole mushrooms, but I'm pretty sure that the sliced ones wouldn't do at all.
  12. I now have an idea for what to do when I need to get away from the house for a while. That looks like fun. Thanks, @nnm!
  13. Bringing their cattle with them? What the fuck? Not to mention that he and his cronies shut down the very successful program that had screwflies bottled up in Panama. Does he think that insects don't cross borders unless they are smuggled? Dumbest bunch of motherfuckers alive.
  14. I want a journalist to ask Clinton if trump swallows or spits, just for the grin on ol' Bill's face.
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