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Scheiss Meister

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  1. I want a journalist to ask Clinton if trump swallows or spits, just for the grin on ol' Bill's face.
  2. As was pointed out in January 2022 when Russia was building up to invade Ukraine: No one moves that much into place if they don't plan to use it. Lots of innocent Venezuelans are about to die. Some Americans will, too.
  3. I get my oak when I have to clear a dead or dying post oak on my place. I have one or two that need to come down in the next week or two. If you're willing to drive to Navasota, I'll share. My pecan came from a couple of trees that were damaged in a storm on my dad's place last year, and I am starting to run low. I need to find some more soon. My mesquite, which I need to replenish, came from the property where the city that I used to work for has a couple of water wells. I need to find out if I can go back out there and "help them clear" some more mesquite.
  4. This reminded me of when my son worked at a Schlotzsky's while he was in high school. He was a huge King of the Hill fan and could imitate nearly all of the voices very well. When he worked the drive-through, he would use his Dale Gribble voice while the customer was at the menu board/order point, then his real voice when they pulled up to the window. When someone would comment on the voice that took the order, he would shake his head and say, in his best Hank Hill voice, "That boy ain't right." It got him laughs every time, and occasionally a tip.
  5. Thank you, veterans. Each and every one of you rocks.
  6. That I am Surly's resident expert on wastewater treatment and shit in general.
  7. But, more than that, I love to see it.
  8. Should have read "... NOT GUILTY of assault with a deli weapon."
  9. Damn, fighting in front of the Moon Pies in BassPro. Couldn't get much more redneck than that.
  10. I read that in Capt. Quint's voice. Much more entertaining.
  11. To be fair, a large percentage of the worst BMW drivers seem to have transitioned to Teslas. At least in my neck of the woods, anyway.
  12. What's the difference between a hedgehog and a BMW? The hedgehog has the pricks on the outside.
  13. fuckthisfuckingshit, or some capitalized and special character variation thereof, should fit the requirements.
  14. I'm stealing that.
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