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  1. But, more than that, I love to see it.
  2. Should have read "... NOT GUILTY of assault with a deli weapon."
  3. Damn, fighting in front of the Moon Pies in BassPro. Couldn't get much more redneck than that.
  4. I read that in Capt. Quint's voice. Much more entertaining.
  5. To be fair, a large percentage of the worst BMW drivers seem to have transitioned to Teslas. At least in my neck of the woods, anyway.
  6. What's the difference between a hedgehog and a BMW? The hedgehog has the pricks on the outside.
  7. fuckthisfuckingshit, or some capitalized and special character variation thereof, should fit the requirements.
  8. I'm stealing that.
  9. Damned if I would give my SSN to some masked asshole who stopped me on the street. Fuck that shit.
  10. I will admit to having more than one car that had a coat hanger antenna in the past. Ah, good times... I will also admit that mexican modifications often have more style and pizzazz than other redneck engineering. To your original point, though, one would think that a major manufacturer could come up with a more elegant, effective, and professional solution.
  11. Hey, hey, HEY!!! I'm from white trash, and we do those, too! Mexican's got nothing to do with it. It's redneck engineering, which knows no bounds of race, ethnicity, religion, or nationality.
  12. Anything is a dildo if a Ukrainian flies it up your ass.
  13. I don't know. From what I've been able to find out, those glasses are for totally colorblind people, who cannot distinguish any colors. I don't know how they work, but apparently they don't work for red/green or yellow/blue colorblindness. Which fucking sucks. CSB: I used to work with a guy whose dad was totally colorblind. When he (the dad) went into the Air Force, they made him an aircraft electrical tech. You know, where all of the wires are color coded.
  14. How could you tell? I'm so red/green colorblind that it hurts. So what color is her sweater?
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