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Scheiss Meister

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  1. My son gives batteries with that note to one person every Christmas on a rotation. It's usually appreciated.
  2. To an aggy, anyone who doesn't worship aggy hates aggy. They do not believe that anyone can view them neutrally and impassionatly. One must either be with them or against them.
  3. Our daughter and son-in-law flew down from Oregon Monday, and our son and daughter-in-law drove down from Waco today. This is our first Christmas with both kids here in four or five years, so it is wonderful to have the six of us under one roof, even if only for about 24 hours. Today my son-in-law and I smoked a brisket that's resting in the smoker right now. My daughter-in-law baked some cookies, made some treats, and brought potato salad. Tomorrow we guys will smoke some sausage and pork belly burnt ends, and we'll feast for lunch. I can't wait to eat! It's also the first Christmas since my dad died. It's really tough on my brothers and me, especially my youngest brother. We're getting through, but damn I miss that old fart. So this Christmas is a strange mixed feelings. Merry Christmas you wonderful assholes. I wish you all the very best.
  4. Nah. I'll just answer, "Three points? Not even a touchdown? At home?" That'll calm their tits.
  5. Fixed
  6. Seems more like Hullabaloo an egg, an egg.
  7. I just got back home from taking recycling to Navasota. Highway 6 southbound between Collie Station and Navasota is packed and crawling about 45 or 50 mph. That's a lot of sad aggys heading home at once. Pooooor aggys!
  8. It's not possible to run three sewer plants and supervise 15 Operators remotely. I tried in 2020 - 2021 and it damn near killed me. Some work cannot be done remotely.
  9. Not the camel toe you want.
  10. Looking at the couple and the situation, I don't believe that thinking has ever occurred in his noggin.
  11. Any talks that don't have Ukraine directly involved, at the table, are invalid. Any agreement would not be valid.
  12. History seems to indicate that Belgium only exists to be a route for Germany to invade France.
  13. Isn't it great to see strangers reaching out to each other and connecting?
  14. When they dock...
  15. Is the meathead, #50 for Shaw, signed with aggy? That would track.
  16. My dad had a homemade "portable" 8 track player that was an AM/FM 8 track dash mount player in a plywood box with a pair of Radio Shack speakers and a transformer to convert it from DC to AC. It weighed about 10 pounds. He'd run an extension cord out to the pit and we'd listen to Hank Williams, Ernest Tubb, Charlie Pride, and Big Band music on it while smoking chicken or brisket. I have digital copies of some of these albums, and to this day, 50 years or more later, I still expect that 8 track cachunk where it changed tracks in the middle of some of the songs. It kinda seems weird without it. I wish I knew what happened to that beast. I'd love to have it for old times' sake.
  17. "Hey! I'm driving here!"
  18. I used to work with a former Sailor who loved to tell folks, "You know, the Marines are a department of the Navy. The men's department." He loved his time in the Navy, but enjoyed being around Marines. He would have made a hell of a Marine, had he chosen that course.
  19. They all look good, but you ain't gonna shit for a week with all of that.
  20. You left out the post hole digger.
  21. Spare parts, decoys, decoy drones, worn-out-is-better-than-nothing flyers. Take your pick.
  22. You know that this man told his wife that there is no way to "clean this up" that would give any useful information, but his wife bitched until he posted it. She won't accept his word for it; she has to hear it from someone else. Married men know.
  23. For corps turds, it is.
  24. Congratulations! I'm glad that you seized the opportunity and made it happen.
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