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Scheiss Meister

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  1. That dumbass has to be in the running for aggiest aggy to ever aggy. aggy is an embarrassment to the state of Texas, and that's saying a lot.
  2. From beautiful Oregon, enjoying nice cool weather - TEXAS!!!
  3. Johnny Bench on my catcher's mitt, I don't remember on my fielding glove. I sucked so bad at baseball, but I really wanted to catch. Instead I was usually sent to right field.
  4. DAMMIT!!!
  5. Wasting an entire day at an Airbnb in Eugene while visiting our daughter (no pictures) and son-in-law trying to do laundry. The washer is fine. The dryer takes two to three hours to dry a small load. I didn't drive all the damn way up here to hang around the damn room all day waiting for the damn laundry.
  6. I usually have blood drawn for lab work a couple of days before my checkup appointments. I got tired of doing the paperwork twice in a few days and asked if I could just do it when I was there for the checkup. I was allowed to do that for about a year, then it went back to every time I went into the office. Dammit.
  7. I hired several spies without even knowing it.
  8. I repeat: Horst Wessel.
  9. After I snuck some and had a similar experience, I talked all three of my younger brothers into trying it, at different times, of course. The benefits of being the oldest are awesome.
  10. Texas 31 UTEP 3 289 yards First official play is a screen right that gets called back for holding. This comes after half the o-line is flagged for false start before the first snap.
  11. That there are three Hruska's Kolache shops in Utah, started and run by three siblings from Texas, using the family recipes.
  12. A flat tire in the middle of a long trip. At least I have a good temporary spare and I didn't have to change it on the side of the road in the ass end of nowhere. Still, a new tire was not an expected trip expense.
  13. My time in Cub Scouts and Webelos was awesome. My very short time in Boy Scouts was horrible. A bad scout master can really fuck up what should be a great growth opportunity. He let his sons and their buddies be thieves and bullies. Everyone else could fuck right off. I don't have the reverence for Eagle Scout that most do because of this.
  14. From beautiful TEXAS!!!
  15. Doesn't matter; died high.
  16. From rain cooled Nastysota TEXAS!!!
  17. Lol. Other schools only have one starting qb. aggy has four, maybe five!
  18. Texas 28 OSU 24 Arch gets 256 combined yards.
  19. I found the carcass of a dog on my property this afternoon. It looks like someone had him chained up, but the chain came unhooked and the dog wandered away, dragging the chain. The chain got tangled in some brush toward the back of my place, in an area where I rarely go, and the dog died there. Poor thing. I wish that I had found it when it first got tangled. It's apparent that it struggled for a while. The sheriff's department is going to see if anyone in the area has reported a missing dog, but it's unlikely that the owner will be found. The carcass has been there a while and been picked over. There was no tag, and if it was chipped the scavengers have almost certainly eaten the chip. I'm both very sad and incredibly pissed.
  20. My mom started me birdwatching when I was 5, and I've been at it informally, off and on, the 60 years since. It has always been my understanding that mimicking bird calls to bring them in is not considered good birdwatching etiquette. It changes the behaviors of the bird and can put them in danger that they otherwise would avoid. Beyond that, it's too much like hunting for my taste. I consider birdwatching to be a "finding" past time rather than a "hunting" past time.
  21. I have two neighbors who let their cats wander more or less freely. I hate what they do to birds, but I haven't seen a copperhead on my place in two years. I saw one of the cats dragging a big, dead copperhead down the road the other day, parading it as if to say,"See this snakes? I'll fuck you up, too!"
  22. That's bullshit!
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