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  1. "Don't worry about a thing, Mrs. Noogy-burger."
  2. It was fucking terrible. If it were just Denzel touching stuff, it could have been cool (and about four minutes long).
  3. This movie sucked ass Denzel was the only even decent part and only because of how weird he was and how he was always touching everything. It was like he had been deprived of any contact his whole life and was going to touch every single thing he saw until he died. His movement was extremely odd.
  4. Amen. The first thing I ever saw that made me start really cooking stuff (and now I'm solid at what I make) was a video of Julia Child and Jacque Pepin making roast lamb leg, navy beans, and a stacked tomato/eggplant/zucchini casserole. I was like "I can do this." I still make that casserole a couple of times a year.
  5. Three quarterbacks Three coaches Three downs They said it couldn't be done, but they made one critical mistake: never sell Auburn short
  6. Agreed Celebrity is a good line and the crew is first class. The old shitheads who cut in line and wander around aimlessly and don't know how to use elevators can all fall off the boat as far as I am concerned. Never again.
  7. Thank you
  8. What’s the group consensus on the Bugout?
  9. The delta between how much work you put into this post and the post's value is absolute comedy gold.
  10. I threw my father out of the house one time for similar behavior. I had young pre-toddler and had a full tear quadricep tendon rupture repaired the day before and my wife had to work so my father came over "to help." He said he would bring dinner, which consisted of raw steaks and potatoes that I had to cook. Then he sat and watched television while I took care of the baby. When I went to put the baby to bed (on crutches), he waved his wine glass at me and said "since you're up," so I threw him out instead of murdering him.
  11. No, just selfish and stupid. They've always been this way. My MIL is one of the dumbest people I've ever met. But, at least she is sanctimonious about what she believes. I have been working on my "no I'm not smiling at her funeral" face for a while now. amen
  12. My mother-in-law did this to my family one year. We flew down to Sarasota (where they retired) on Christmas Day. My b-i-l and his family met up with my family at the Tampa airport, and we all were going to drive together. We were told explicitly not to eat because they had dinner prepared for us. We show up with a collective 4 children who are all very hungry to be greeted by my in-laws ... and four of their couple friends, who had come for Christmas dinner and had already eaten nearly everything. There was only just enough food for the children after I made some scrambled eggs and there was nothing for any of the adults. None of the olds could figure out why we were not happy to be there. I become furious every time I think about it. Just unbelievable.
  13. Any grown man who does not experience absolute joy watching the kool-aid clip from Segura and Kreischer is untrustworthy.
  14. Okay, even though I know how this will go, I will respond. I saw him in Birmingham a few years ago, and his opening line was "When will they stop taking our Confederate monuments away from us?" And then he did a long bit about how he looked up how many there are and it's a lot - it's way more than you could possibly imagine. It was excellent. Sledgehammer, his 2023 special, is funny. Bad Thoughts was awesome. The one parodying Garth Brooks is genuinely outstanding. I think it's pretty obvious that his "outward disdain for his own fans" is a running gag that all of his fans know is a joke. Anyhoo, Tom Segura is an excellent standup comedian and I like him so there.
  15. I think that's part of the problem with podcasting. You just have to talk and talk and talk and 75% of it is "who cares." He is a great stand up. I also think his friendship and dynamic with Kreischer is very entertaining, even though I don't think Bert is very funny and he would annoy the shit out of me in real life.
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