Everything posted by BHMCruiser
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Official 2025 Holiday Insanity Bitchfest
None. They are all braindead Connecticut liberals who retired to Florida. I'm the outlier on the redneck scale. Or, to put it another way, "not nearly enough."
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Official 2025 Holiday Insanity Bitchfest
Yes they suck
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Official 2025 Holiday Insanity Bitchfest
Also, Christmas in Florida culminated in an actual nuclear event. My wife and her father, fingers in each other's faces, yelling about nobody tells him what to do in his own house and he is an asshole who only does what he wants and everybody else can pound sand, both parents are entitled and neglectful of grandkids, and we won't be doing the holidays together from now on. This was all during a large family gathering and my nephew's birthday party.
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Official 2025 Holiday Insanity Bitchfest
My dad would just stand up and go to bed
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Official 2025 Holiday Insanity Bitchfest
My BIL, talking to my MIL: "Mom, what did you want for Christmas?" MIL: "Sperm." BIL: "I'M SORRY, WHAT" MIL: "I told your dad I wanted sperm for Christmas, and he said he can't make that anymore." BIL: "WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?" MIL: "I want sperm for the dog so we can have a whole litter of puppies." BIL: "what the fuck" Anyway, now I know what I'm getting you guys for Christmas
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Christopher Nolan's next film, The Odyssey
Where did you look this up?
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Christopher Nolan's next film, The Odyssey
The Dark Knight Rises kicks ass
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Rob Reiner found stabbed
so did you see it or not
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Official 2025 Holiday Insanity Bitchfest
Outstanding idea. I think I will just ignore them until they die.
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Official 2025 Holiday Insanity Bitchfest
Just received the in-laws' Christmas Card. For the past year, it has been a collage of different family gatherings, the children and grandkids, etc. This year is a picture of them holding their dog...............and the dog they dogsat for. This is performance art
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Official 2025 Holiday Insanity Bitchfest
It is the weirdest text I have ever received. The dog has not had puppies. It's some sort of purebred terrier piece of shit show dog, and can only breed with the seller's permission (the person she dog sat for instead of visiting her grandkids, and who has actively interfered in shows to STOP this dog from beating her dogs), so part of the insane subtext is that my mother-in-law, who has the executive function ability of a toddler or a severely impaired person, is bemoaning that her precious little shitdog may never be a mommy dog. It is baffling. If I could just press a button that would cause her to drop dead, I would press it. It really makes you think about parents and children. Don't forget to be a good mom and lick your kids tonight.
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Wicked, the movie...
Defying gravity is ... fine. Everything else is completely terrible. Just annoying noise.
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Official 2025 Holiday Insanity Bitchfest
Already deleted. But it showed her dog licking the other dog with my MIL saying what a good mom her dog would make. Because that's how you are a good mom. You lick your baby a lot.
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Wicked, the movie...
I have now taken my daughter to see both of these and they were the longest 4000 hours of my life. I simply do not understand why anybody would enjoy this.
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Official 2025 Holiday Insanity Bitchfest
Update: My MIL texted THE ENTIRE FAMILY yesterday morning to send a video of the two dogs licking each other with the comment that her dog would make the best mom! I have no idea why she thought I would want to see this insane bullshit. My oldest son "liked" the movie after nobody responded for four hours and I told him if he did anything like that ever again I would take his phone away.
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Las Vegas go hard or go home thread
I'm going in January. I didn't know about the ownership change.
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Official 2025 Holiday Insanity Bitchfest
Thought it was all cool until my 18 year old told his grandmother he wasn't sure if he could come to Christmas because he had to watch the neighbor's cat.
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The Gun Owner’s thread
It is reckless to leave a handgun in a car. Please don't do that.
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
King in the castle! King in the castle! I have a chair!
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Official 2025 Holiday Insanity Bitchfest
My in-laws (who are retired) are not coming to visit their grandchildren over Thanksgiving BECAUSE THEY AGREED TO WATCH SOMEBODY ELSE'S DOG. That way, the owner of the other dog can go visit her grandchildren over Thanksgiving. I personally don't care because my MIL fucking sucks, but it's sad for me to see how it affects my wife. My kids are totally over it, so I don't have to go to war at least.
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Shit I've Cooked Lately
Awesome thanks posrep
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Shit I've Cooked Lately
Hey can you recipe this please? I get the gist, but I'd like some pointers on temperature, time, etc. Thank you.
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30 Rock
Best characters in broadcast television history (no particular order): Homer Simpson Jack Donaghy Ron Swanson First run Dan Connor Just home run after home run.
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The Gun Owner’s thread
I cannot emphasize enough I would not keep one if given to me.
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The Gun Owner’s thread
Taurus products are absolute garbage.