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BHMCruiser

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  1. It had been a long conversation already
  2. My wife got a "Goddammit that's not what I asked you and I don't care about that" from me last night and for some reason did not warmly receive what was intended as warmhearted constructive criticism
  3. The way I heard it was "So they say AIDS doesn't discriminate. Which is nice."
  4. can't divide by zero, Alfred Einstein
  5. What kind of engineer is she? Does she design bridges? If so can you please tell me where those bridges might be?
  6. The show is weird. Some of the stuff is really great, like the Yen transformation scene, the Striga, the fight at Blaviken, and then the Golden Dragon shows up looking like Dragonheart 9: the Search for Spock straight to VHS. Whoever said this was a modern Kevin Sorbo Hercules nailed it. Book: Dwarves are short, stocky badasses Show: Dwarves are just small people who say rude things and do nothing. They're like Triumph the Insult Comic Dog
  7. You mean the side piece who just knocked her up so she has to nail down a sex alibi to avoid a paternity test? Good luck raising some other dude's baby, sucker.
  8. "1000's of pink, throbbing, phalluses pulsate on beach north of San Francisco" In unrelated news, there are also lots of weird fish on the beach
  9. IMO that's been the theme of the Craig Bond's character arc. Each movie has chipped away a little bit at his resolve and left him more human and exposed. I mean that's what Skyfall is pretty much all about. Since they pulled him out of retirement for this one, it would make sense that he's shakier than ever.
  10. Tell me more about Beretta phasing these out. What's that about?
  11. Completely different situation. But I just couldn't put a .270 between the eyes of Sounder the world's friendliest dog.
  12. Everybody I know talks about shooting dogs, but I've never known anybody who follows up. We had a bad dog problem on my family's place years ago. People used to run their dogs all the time and just leave the ones who didn't find the truck. I was fourteen or so and told my dad I would start shooting dogs. I was hunting a greenfield in a stand when what looked like some sort of coon hound started sniffing around the far end of the field. I put my scope on him to shoot him and I swear to God he looked right at me and started panting and wagging his tail. He ran over and circled around my stand a few times and tried to climb up because he was so excited to see somebody. I shot a doe out of the field later that day and when my dad picked me up the dog was sitting next to me wagging his tail. I did not shoot the dog.
  13. She's mad at your FIL for spending money on hunting and she's trying to pick a fight with you to stop it.
  14. you could also try tackling
  15. Seriously, Solo really, really sucked. It was awful. Caravan of Courage: An Ewok Adventure was better.
  16. Put your MIL in the blind and have them shoot her. Two birds, one stone, etc.
  17. I showed her the money then I shoplifted the pootie
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