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BHMCruiser

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  1. Not bloody likely!
  2. the dying was not nearly as funny as I hoped it would be when this whole thing started
  3. now that's TWO reasons to turn that thing off
  4. That's brilliant. Trading something you won't need for something you can keep forever is brilliant.
  5. Joe Buck is a total mystery to me. He is absolutely terrible. I don't get it.
  6. For my mother, my sister, and my wife, cell phones are basically mobile pay phones - outgoing calls only.
  7. do what you gotta do
  8. Have you *considered* spraying it with some of lacquer to preserve it, tell everybody you threw it away, hide it somewhere, and then put it in your kid's room a few days before next Halloween? Just thinking out loud here.
  9. dude fuck that
  10. yes all of this
  11. I for one approve of your upside down burgeresque sandwich
  12. I lived in Baltimore for seven years and used to hunt geese in that area. I've heard good things, but haven't been.
  13. I haven't but you can't use rifles everywhere in Maryland so you need to make sure you have the right firearm (or access to the right firearm).
  14. That is the happiest fucking dog I have ever seen in my life
  15. Sorry man. Just joking. I have severe gallows humor (from dealing with similar situations to yours). I apologize for offending you and you have my best wishes for your family.
  16. can we go back to the diet coke/tea story?
  17. well....that's not my experience
  18. Is this heaven? No, it's Iowa
  19. I thought you meant you would want to spend time with your in-laws because you could give them covid and they would die. A little light bulb went off in my head. I'm going to see my in-laws in Tampa on Thanksgiving, and I'm taking the Greyhound bus there to do it. *cough cough*
  20. I agree with you. That's why I started by asking if he was having a stroke. There's no way a reasonable, healthy man would have told that story to any other person.
  21. It isn't even a story
  22. I just went and reread it. I am flabbergasted that anybody told this story to any other person
  23. Are you having a stroke? This is the worst story I have ever heard. Why did you take the time to write this?
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