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RDCanecutter

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  1. The other morning I did my routine blood pressure check, it was a bit low, 90-something over 60, I knew the cardiology nurses would call. Phone rings, I answer "Hi, I knew you would call once you saw that it was only 90 over 60." I'm laughin at the routine. Turns out it's the pharmacist, calling about something else. She'd freakin out like I'm gonna die, but I've had way worse than this, I'll just slam some water and eat something salty. I tell her it's alright, then we talk about my cancer drugs, no big deal, all friendly and stuff. Not long after, I get a message on the UAB portal from the oncology nurse who is worried about me because the pharmacist says she recommended I go to the clinic and I refused treatment. I got no memory of this. I suspect the pharmacist is a person that if you make a declarative sentence, it's assault. And by the way, by some quirk of the portal, I can't reply to the oncology nurse. I need to go to Mexico City.
  2. I too have relatives who never turn the fucking TV off.
  3. Pretty impressive! At first I thought it was a painting, then I zoomed in and saw the nails. Cool update on mosaics.
  4. I heard she can defend herself by farting out a cloud of ink.
  5. Maybe they'd be fatter without all that. Alright let's cut the noise. You can work with a partner to finish the worksheet. All the answers are in bold, in the text book. Well, you shoulda brought the book.
  6. Yep I'd be a cat on a dinosaur man myself. Did a whole series of Ape cowboys on dinosaurs, will see if I can scare up a link. Meanwhile Mrs. Canecutter bought me a half-dozen batique Hawaian shirts that I could wear every day and sometimes do. No images printed on them, but the "Fuck your TPS reports" is understood. https://www.redbubble.com/i/t-shirt/Cowboy-Ape-Tames-Pterodactyl-by-WalterMoore/72979877.1YYVU?asc=u
  7. She's got potential. Imagine feeding her a bottle of vodka then turning her loose on the SGA bastards at your high school reunion.
  8. All I need to know is that his name is Sauerhoff.
  9. To think that those two guys had to pose like that for who knows how many takes.
  10. Might be time to go old-school and talk on a phone. PS: I bought bullets for all the mighty hunters in my family, who if not MAGA are certainly not Liberal. Kinda like arming my own Varangian Guard.
  11. I dunno-- put them in an enclosed area, and the Neanderthal wins 9 out of 10. For AOC or any other gracile Homo Sapiens Sapiens to shine, you need to give them more room, chances to innovate, missile weapons, and possibly a chance for better language skills to come into play. Most likely scenario is a stalemate lasting some 50,000 years, with the AOCs dominating coastal lands, and MTGs holed up in hilly terrain.
  12. Late-Stage Wallace was better than Tubbs would be. Not crazy drama Schoolhouse-door Early Wallace, that guy had to have been paid by the Atlanta Chamber of Commerce.
  13. Few years back we were playing with an antenna to look at broadcast TV. There were all sorts of stations that would come and go over the course of a few months. I found one that was 24 hours of Blacksploitation movies. Beautiful photography, fine music, they were mostly just regular detective movies except a couple of the cast were Black and got front billing. I felt like I was back in Westside Jr. High for a few weeks, then poof, another "live" costume jewelry sale.
  14. Young woman from my church among those killed at Brown. She would have been in grade school the last time I was there.
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