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RDCanecutter last won the day on March 14 2023

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  1. Sitrep: Scam resolved. Got the money back. Took maybe a month extra because I sent them a photo of the CUNA Affidavit of Forgery form in the wrong format. (They probably called me to tell me that but I ain't been answerin shit.) It was draggin on about a month longer than I expected, so I called them and the person in charge walked me through resending what they needed, then boom the money came back. This has pretty much spazzed out all my banking habits. Instead of having various apps feed money into my credit union checking acct, I keep them mostly isolated from each other like stand-alone buildings at a fireworks factory. I am now Gen Z as far as checks go-- I would use them to pay taxes at shows, now I'll just dump coins into the envelopes. I pay all the bills with a credit card that has no connection to my credit union. Yep.
  2. My main Missouri experience was a youth church trip there. Learned 4 guitar chords on a bus through the Arkansas Delta. Failed to impress girls in SW Missouri after 3 days practice. Switched back to art and was doing pastel live drawings while other kids would talk about Jesus. Would time it so that I hacked in 3 crosses on a hilltop as they finished the last sentence. Little blonde Lutheran girls on vacation from Minnesota would cry. I had a future in the American Evangelical Emotional Manipulation business but I let it slide. I don't remember seeing you there but I'll take your word for it.
  3. Just so long as you've got enough to keep that forearm moving...
  4. People obsess over a penny costing 3 cents, while completely overlooking that Gen Z have been born without thumbs.
  5. I think these birds are doing 1920s gangster movie slang now, see?
  6. Pretty reasonable stance by Mexico considering their past and present. If you can barely control los indios/bandidos/carteles/whatever-they-call-em-next-year, you don't need to encourage extra filibusteros and other pirates trying to peel off new strips of land. Oh right. He "forget."
  7. JDVance has come incredibly far for a kid with several identities who managed to pass enough Marine PT tests to become Poguey bait. That alone tells me he has the willpower of a Mesopotamian Sand Demon. You gotta know Cruz feels cheated that he can't tour the country doing Lincoln-Douglas debates with Trump, whom he'd shred with the chainsaw of his HighschoolDebate2000SyllablesPerMinute technique.
  8. "New Orleans is its own time zone."--My Dad.
  9. Armynie. Airforcenie. Navynie. Marines . . . nie.
  10. That's not a problem that's an opportunity! Encourage it to spread to about a city block across, at least 40' deep. Line the inner sides of it with 3 stories of studio apartments stacked like Lego blocks to stabilize it. Green community space down in the middle, birds flying through waterfall mist under suspended bridges. Of course more will sink at some point. Just save what you can, keep chiseling out more home space, call the lowest level "DwarvenHeim" and let the gamer dudes bid for it. signed, RDCanecutter Resident of area riddled with sink holes so won't he feel real "funny" one day, ha.
  11. That's that cold reality pushing in. Maybe they shrink anyway. Maybe you wake up and you're fishing with your Granddad. I wish you well.
  12. Enjoy the free baseball! Take every inning you can get.
  13. You're not gonna find better images than MTG throat-pulsing dominance displays, unless it's Loomer tightening up so much in a crouch that she extrudes body waste from multiple orifices, possibly every pore. That's pure Edna St. Vincent-Millay. But the story fades away without new blood! There have to be some of your favorite abominations that we didn't think of-- Jump in! Nancy Mace can't stay waiting in the wings.
  14. I just gave him a back rub in the steam room. Pretty sure we both enjoyed it, mmm.
  15. Who-OAH Black Betty Bam a lam. Birmingham. I live in that small Venn diagram section where you can walk to bars and bus stops but you don't have to pre-plan where to take cover. Where some people are Karens but there are no HOAs.
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