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  1. A while back at my house we were on a jag watching 1960s soap operas. There would always be a "Business Man" character, with some vague business that consisted on picking up a phone and yelling "Buy!" or "Sell!" You'd never know what they were buying or selling. But it must have made money because later on they'd show up with a lot of cash to take over a rival business. These shows would have been running while young Donnie was watching dad yell at the phone.
  2. I don't have to watch it, Dotty... I lived it.
  3. Dunno how the cancer chunks are taking the new drug (Welireg) but my kidney numbers have bounced back to where I strode the halls of the hospital bellowing laughter at the less fortunate like a Greek god.
  4. I didn't snipe British officers at Bunker Hill in a pre-vampiric existence just to hear some mediocre blood-bag bewail his misfortune at having to toss in some extra shillings to acquire one of vile Albion's musical-artifacts. Blind musicians suffering under Jim Crow managed to purchase or even make their own instruments. Go and do likewise you moon-calf.
  5. If they tell you you won the lottery, don't go in to pick up the prize. Sometimes that's just a trap to catch you on outstanding warrants.
  6. My first bought silver was high (about 36) but almost all of it since has been mid-20s. Complicated by selling a chunk years ago, rebuying it, selling again yadda yadda. All I know is I never sold it for less than I paid, though of course, breaking even after a couple of years is selling at a loss. The gold was probably 1600 average, with buys in the 1400 to 1800 range. $1600 is my "mental" gold price. Kinda doubt we'll ever see that again. Had a laugh this weekend at an art show, some of my best sellers were small sketches I knocked out maybe a year ago planning to use their sale to get an ounce of gold at maybe $2000. I got a heap more drawin to do.
  7. Non-Catholic here, but perhaps I earned an indulgence by haunting their Youth group as a gangly wee pup, my eyes on a Polish girl with a space between her teeth. Even hung around after that failed to launch, playing guitar in the Folk Mass (when in doubt strum A-minor) and sorta kinda snagging a different girlfriend except she seemed distant after walking in a room where I was giving a totally Platonic foot massage to a third young lady of the flock. And no, I have no designs on the Papacy. I have found my lane, to be a club-swinging Bishop Odo, perhaps modified for cultural reasons to a Buford Pusser whoopin stick.
  8. The above all sounds bad in English, but it'll be classier when they put it back into Latin.
  9. Don't underestimate him. On dry land he can charge as fast as a horse for short distances.
  10. You have a back-up New Zealand wife? Have they met?
  11. They could, and did. That's why we're not speaking Chimp now.
  12. The only Subway I like is a local one that let me, a non-customer, take a shit in their bathroom one night when I had explosive diarrhea. Bought a cookie on the way out, it was the classy thing to do.
  13. I would eat a whole bucket of that, while wearing a fez and banging on cymbals.
  14. You have the ability to see inside my cousin's wife's brain.
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