Everything posted by RDCanecutter
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I caught the cancer
The other morning I did my routine blood pressure check, it was a bit low, 90-something over 60, I knew the cardiology nurses would call. Phone rings, I answer "Hi, I knew you would call once you saw that it was only 90 over 60." I'm laughin at the routine. Turns out it's the pharmacist, calling about something else. She'd freakin out like I'm gonna die, but I've had way worse than this, I'll just slam some water and eat something salty. I tell her it's alright, then we talk about my cancer drugs, no big deal, all friendly and stuff. Not long after, I get a message on the UAB portal from the oncology nurse who is worried about me because the pharmacist says she recommended I go to the clinic and I refused treatment. I got no memory of this. I suspect the pharmacist is a person that if you make a declarative sentence, it's assault. And by the way, by some quirk of the portal, I can't reply to the oncology nurse. I need to go to Mexico City.
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Jeffrey Epstein needs his own thread
I too have relatives who never turn the fucking TV off.
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The GOP Civil War
- Art Fanatics Thread of Visual Dominance
Pretty impressive! At first I thought it was a painting, then I zoomed in and saw the nails. Cool update on mosaics.- The GOP Civil War
I heard she can defend herself by farting out a cloud of ink.- 2025 CFP First Round - The "U" @ aggy
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Yep I'd be a cat on a dinosaur man myself. Did a whole series of Ape cowboys on dinosaurs, will see if I can scare up a link. Meanwhile Mrs. Canecutter bought me a half-dozen batique Hawaian shirts that I could wear every day and sometimes do. No images printed on them, but the "Fuck your TPS reports" is understood. https://www.redbubble.com/i/t-shirt/Cowboy-Ape-Tames-Pterodactyl-by-WalterMoore/72979877.1YYVU?asc=u- Karen of the Year
She's got potential. Imagine feeding her a bottle of vodka then turning her loose on the SGA bastards at your high school reunion.- Karen of the Year
All I need to know is that his name is Sauerhoff.- Maga Xmas ideas?
To think that those two guys had to pose like that for who knows how many takes.- Maga Xmas ideas?
Might be time to go old-school and talk on a phone. PS: I bought bullets for all the mighty hunters in my family, who if not MAGA are certainly not Liberal. Kinda like arming my own Varangian Guard.- Comic Relief: Satirical Tweets and Memes
I dunno-- put them in an enclosed area, and the Neanderthal wins 9 out of 10. For AOC or any other gracile Homo Sapiens Sapiens to shine, you need to give them more room, chances to innovate, missile weapons, and possibly a chance for better language skills to come into play. Most likely scenario is a stalemate lasting some 50,000 years, with the AOCs dominating coastal lands, and MTGs holed up in hilly terrain.- Mr. Tuberville goads to Washington
Late-Stage Wallace was better than Tubbs would be. Not crazy drama Schoolhouse-door Early Wallace, that guy had to have been paid by the Atlanta Chamber of Commerce.- Charlie Kirk got ded, Erika Kirk grifts in place
Few years back we were playing with an antenna to look at broadcast TV. There were all sorts of stations that would come and go over the course of a few months. I found one that was 24 hours of Blacksploitation movies. Beautiful photography, fine music, they were mostly just regular detective movies except a couple of the cast were Black and got front billing. I felt like I was back in Westside Jr. High for a few weeks, then poof, another "live" costume jewelry sale.- Shooting at Brown University
Young woman from my church among those killed at Brown. She would have been in grade school the last time I was there.- Art Fanatics Thread of Visual Dominance
I appreciate that! Just didn't want to overdo it.- Twelve killed in shooting targeting Jewish community at Australia's Bondi Beach
I'm willing to learn.- Charlie Kirk got ded, Erika Kirk grifts in place
It's not arbitrarily divided into valves.- Twelve killed in shooting targeting Jewish community at Australia's Bondi Beach
No thanks. In 2003 I was standing in an English class in Mexico trying to teach them words by charades. "Break" came up, and I hit my neck with one hand and the side of my head with the other. A little too hard. There was a pop. For a few seconds I and the class looked at each other, as I waited for my body to collapse under me. Thoughts like "what a stupid way to go out" flashed through my mind. Pencils are cheap. Snap a pencil in two if you're teaching English.- I caught the cancer
You need to load the goo into a water pistol. I mean a goo pistol. Take it to shi-shi events, fine dining, open houses.- Former Sen. Doug Jones is running for Governor of Alabama
Depends on what mayhem happens in the Republican primaries; when Jones won the senate seat the republicans were coming off a corrupt governor meltdown (Dr. Skeletor) and a three-way split to run for senator between Angry Snow-Monkey Mo Brooks (whose sorcery did not extend south of the Tennessee,) Luther Strange (comic-book villain and bland frat-boy who'd probably have won except he was planning to pardon Skeletor's crimes,) and Roy Moore, because that bible's not gonna thump itself. Alabama deems it meet and right to have open primaries, so I and a multitude of Dems voted for Moore, because, wrench. It was still a probable Republican win until a combo of Washington Post kiddie-stalking stories and Republican rebellion brought Moore down. Half of the Repubs stayed home. About 1/10 voted write-ins. Dems smelled blood and turned out. Squeaker, but it happened.- Trump/MAGA has ruined sports
True. I submit to y'all that the money barely matters.- Who the fuck are you? (Who are you? Who, who, who, who?) Another "Polutical Axis" Survey.
I believe in a benevolent monarchy descended from George Washington (last I heard this was a truck driver in Iowa,) a peaceful nation who pay Canada, Mexico, and the Bahamas to fight all our wars, monorails and airships servicing all villages (pilot training avoided because they'll be trained rhesus monkeys at the tillers,) required attendance at Anglican Church of America services wearing polished jack-boots (for the women, men can do whatever they want,) all children attend boarding schools where they study Latin, fencing, and horseback riding as well as one elective pertinent to the management of panicky foreigners, and every household receives a basic monthly income with extra bonuses for purchasing art, which will lead to distorted economies similar to the old days where Mom would send three individual children into a store to each buy 3 cents of candy with printed Food Stamp dollars, receiving a total of $2.91 in change, which they'd then fetch outside to Mom who would come in and buy a bottle of Thunderbird. Also, we'd discontinue the use of nickels, dimes, credit cards, crypto, and all apps except Venmo because they haven't pissed me off yet.- Gold bug / silver bug / numismatic / metals thread
These goofy metal climbs remind me of my first trip to Mexico. Guide book (early 90s) said they had a "New Peso" that was 3 to a dollar. I budgeted for that. Get there, and it's already 7 to a dollar. My backpackin ass suddenly had twice the cash. Oh to be young again.- The GQP: Trumpist Death Cult
First time I've heard that word used outside a seafaring novel. - Art Fanatics Thread of Visual Dominance
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