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RDCanecutter

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  1. Maybe don't do that next time.
  2. May sell all/most of my gold and silver to fix up a family home that I am part owner in. The other co-owners, being Normal Americans, have decent standards of living but very little reserves. Main thing is that a section of roof was ineptly repaired in the past and it shows. Can't imagine trying to sell it in that condition. The idea is that after an appraisal, any extra that I kick in will raise my ownership % in case of a sale. All things going well (they won't,) I'll turn a profit. But I'd really rather keep the house and milk grants available for Black Belt revival/Arts Education/Special Shit I Can't Imagine. Anyway, thanks to metal I won't have to run the card back up. As much.
  3. According to Don Jr, Roy Moore was the only Republican who could lose in Alabama. Roy's ritualistic Republican support cratered after reports of him creeping on adolescent girls. (I mean, he also campaigned like a MO-ron and overdid the churchie thing to the point of obvious scam.) But without the girl stuff, we'd have him now instead of Tuberville. It was the girls. Dammit, Roy.
  4. I hear he was trying to draw a camel, but he just sucks as an artist. Form square!
  5. Bannon. Should I bear up well during his testing, I would be accepted as a worthy servant to the Harkonnens.
  6. Brass it out, Peachy.
  7. *tampoco, for Spanish. For Mexican Comic Book Gringo, you want Yo no querer doxing tambien. ^^^ We found our missing accomplice.
  8. And next time he's in SF, he'll share the mugging story with his Uber driver... ...who was the uncaptured accomplice.
  9. We're assuming he's some dumb hoser, but what if he was tired of his life in New Hampshire, and did some light criming so he could be free of his twitchy wife and their sticky kids?
  10. Found out that my umpteen-greats grandaddy with an Irish name was arrested while visiting a Spanish fort in what is now South Alabama, suspected of being a spy. He beat the rap and settled on a farm nearby, still on Spanish territory, for the rest of his life. I don't think he could have done that without swearing an oath to the Rey de Cashtilla. The Spanish left the area before he left this world, but my point is, my ancestor, however briefly, was a Spanish subject. Point being, when all the other white folks get sent back to [insert bleak windswept rain-hell], I wanna be snortin lines off hookers' asses in Ibiza, AS IS MY RIGHT.
  11. Congrats. Sometimes a brush with death will make you realize you might as well spend those savings on something nice.
  12. Which one did you decide to mug?
  13. Since we seem hell-bent on reenacting the Porfiriato, maybe we'll get some cool choo-choo trains out of this.
  14. If I had known how far behind I could get, they wouldn't have turned them off. But being the Son of the Soil that I was, both water and electricity were easy to turn back on myself, until they weren't. Have vague memories of fiddling with gas meter too, but don't remember why.
  15. Flip DeSantis upside down and yank off his high heels. Then run in a circle with his 4' 10" self chasing you while a drone arrives playing "The Lollypop Guild."
  16. You missed out on getting multiple copies of that original painting.
  17. You don't get a Mercedes factory for your state by asking Daddy for funds, Nancy. You get a Mercedes factory by shakin your ass like a little ho and giving Mercedes all kinds of free shit. And it works. Fob James out front shoulda told ya.
  18. Sari Bolagh, where the new and old roads to Qom I mean Clanton cross each other.
  19. Without looking further into the article I am gonna guess they live in Calera.
  20. First name Madonna, second name ends in -ian. I'm guessing that even though Iranian, she's an ethnic Armenian Christian who has a real good reason to avoid mullahs. And that ICE will tard it all up.
  21. Only good thing I see coming out of this is MAGA pissing off Marines and other military branches.
  22. Deport fake ICE agents to Mexico. Try not to accidentally sweep up real ones...
  23. Buck up, son.
  24. Probably just after yelling at yet another waiter.
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