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RDCanecutter

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  1. Since we seem hell-bent on reenacting the Porfiriato, maybe we'll get some cool choo-choo trains out of this.
  2. If I had known how far behind I could get, they wouldn't have turned them off. But being the Son of the Soil that I was, both water and electricity were easy to turn back on myself, until they weren't. Have vague memories of fiddling with gas meter too, but don't remember why.
  3. Flip DeSantis upside down and yank off his high heels. Then run in a circle with his 4' 10" self chasing you while a drone arrives playing "The Lollypop Guild."
  4. You missed out on getting multiple copies of that original painting.
  5. Government do take a bite, don't she.
  6. You don't get a Mercedes factory for your state by asking Daddy for funds, Nancy. You get a Mercedes factory by shakin your ass like a little ho and giving Mercedes all kinds of free shit. And it works. Fob James out front shoulda told ya.
  7. Sari Bolagh, where the new and old roads to Qom I mean Clanton cross each other.
  8. Without looking further into the article I am gonna guess they live in Calera.
  9. First name Madonna, second name ends in -ian. I'm guessing that even though Iranian, she's an ethnic Armenian Christian who has a real good reason to avoid mullahs. And that ICE will tard it all up.
  10. Only good thing I see coming out of this is MAGA pissing off Marines and other military branches.
  11. Deport fake ICE agents to Mexico. Try not to accidentally sweep up real ones...
  12. Buck up, son.
  13. Probably just after yelling at yet another waiter.
  14. Seems like those masks would be a bad thing to have on during a tussle, somebody might pull them up a couple of inches over the eyes. Almost as bad as a necktie.
  15. Read letter, then seached for "wanker" emoji.
  16. If they punished the employers, you'd see White and Black teens working those jobs like it's 1978.
  17. Sheesh. On top of being 780 miles away... you wonder how they claim to be an "emergency" room.
  18. Doc visit today, numbers almost freakishly good. Blood pressure clocked in way too low, first reading was maybe 72/50, one step above being ectoplasm. They fed me salty snacks until I flexed out 20 points higher. Welireg is supposed to mess up oxygen levels. We remain defiant at 99%. Down to almost my Army weight, mainly due to Wife had knee surgery, doesn't cook as much, and we eat smaller portions when it's Poison, I mean Fast Food Night. (uppity up up uppity) Nothing really to report other than constant minor 1-out-of-10 pain-scale aches to shoulders/hips/knees. Might just be 60+ Rainy Weather Blues. Next body scan 3 weeks when the techs get to look at mah bo-dee.
  19. Biff is winning this timeline.
  20. Kasualwear.
  21. Hey y'all Ah'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body hyuk hyu huh huh huuuuuuuuuu...
  22. Well damn, at $9.95/month for however long he's been alive, my paid-off credit card celebration ends today.
  23. Just now kilt my credit card. $0.00 balance. Next extra money I earn I'm throwin it as cash in the bath tub and I'll wallow in it while blasting Saudi Greatest Hits.
  24. Any video seeking GoFundMe money, I better see you shakin dat azz.
  25. News saying 5,000 in Bham. Probably a combo of my poor counting skills, hippies showin up late, and a little exaggeration. Anyway, don't matter. I was at a Pride rally the next day in Linn Park selling the shit out of cartoons, and Mayor Woodfin walked right up and shook my hand. If the Democrats had an ounce of killer instinct, they'd run him as at least VP, but they won't, so Birmingham's gain I guess.
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