Everything posted by RDCanecutter
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Jeffrey Epstein needs his own thread
MTG and Boebert are on my card if I ever get dropped into a bar brawl backed by two house reps. (Sorry Dems, y'all just wanna talk.) With these two women I'm guaranteed a win-- Boebert goes Feral Corpse Rat droppin to all fours and biting chunks outta shins, shakin her head and growlin, givin my pansy ass the safe opportunity to throw some cheap-shot throat punches. As more come at us I just turtle up until I hear MTG go into hulk mode, then gtf outta the way as she crashes past. Maybe open a beer and watch, then clock anybody on the back of the head who tries to get up. Stay down, fool, stay down. Meanwhile halfway across the wrecked room Boebert's still got those rat incisors going like fava beans and a nice Chianti sa sa sa, and MTG in her red rage has got her mitts on two kegs putting those Orangutan back muscles to work. Victory is inevitable but the danger is not over-- until the red mist leaves their minds, they are likely to turn on friend or foe. Best to throw a box of donuts out in the parking lot and ring the dinner bell,
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Jeffrey Epstein needs his own thread
Check out Skippy deLachecul there at the end casting warding spells to see off attacks on his master.
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UT Language Website Fundraiser
Splain Loocy. nm/I googled. Mireille or French cleavage. That came out after I did the basics, and right before it was looked down upon for accurately portraying mid-80's life, including the creeper professor.
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UT Language Website Fundraiser
Oh Hell Yeah. https://give.utexas.edu/a-new-francais-interactif#donors We hit the target and are a little beyond, thanks to several of us and a big dog-chokin wad o cash there at the end by an anonymous high energy donor. Hey. Appreciate it. Will try my best to supply high-quality cartoons. Speaking of which, a raccoon and a possum would be comedic gold, and throw in a grackle and you've got a little hoodlum gang. The thing is, we've already got 9 main characters, half of whom could use more script time. This trio would be fun to draw with some Calvin n' Hobbes manic energy, their scruffy hides all spiked out. I make no promises, but I'll see what I can do. Thanks to every Surlyite who helped in present, past, or future.
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I caught the cancer
Good thing they put a rubber on that plastic prong, else youda been drippin with robot jizz on your Walk of Shame you lil hoochie.
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UT Language Website Fundraiser
Sam Kinison likes the way you think. Mais non.
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UT Language Website Fundraiser
Good idea. I may have to go rogue to accomplish it, but they knew that could happen when the hired me.
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UT Language Website Fundraiser
Think of someone who lives off food carts and prefers to move after sunset.
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UT Language Website Fundraiser
Word on la rue is that they are revealing a brand new character tomorrow. I am a cartoonist. I cartoon and I know things.
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Jeffrey Epstein needs his own thread
It's the only way I dress, so yeah...
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Jeffrey Epstein needs his own thread
Let's bust in next Dec. 7th and steal it.
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Jeffrey Epstein needs his own thread
Depends on how early I started drankin.
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Boutique Language Geek Thread of Imperial Grandeur
Just got a little more Ted Lasso-ish: Classmate mentioned me to the Club Treasurer (who was also one of my teachers,) she said they already had one international committee member, more would be welcome. I wrote that I'd be happy to do whatever they need. Now we wait.
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academic fuckery at aggy
Yes they put it in writing-- but this was the vibe I dealt with during my one year teaching at A&M before I lit out for Mexico like a scalded dog. The campus is defined by anger and fear.
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Waymo cars Hit the Freeways
Hate to break it to you, but Sixth Sense explains why they don't seem to see you.
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Gold bug / silver bug / numismatic / metals thread
Well, according to the Mint they're already worth 300% face value. No chance of losing money if you ask for them in your change now.
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Dog Killer, Kristi Noem
In theory, yes. We dropped Biloxi after hitting too many geese and thrown bottles. But we are adding Tallapoosa, Sylacauga, and Slap Out.
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Boutique Language Geek Thread of Imperial Grandeur
In the past 8 months I have taken various Zoom classes with different teachers in Scotland. One group just had a bunch of resignations in admin, for whatever reason. They put out a call for applicants (these are paying jobs,) and I guess I was on the mailing list, because, technically, they asked me to apply too. I was joking about applying with a Scottish pal who also takes the classes, and he started pushing me to do it for real. Besides the probable illegality of it, and being thousands of miles away, and being middling in Gaelic still, the whole idea is hilariously insane and appeals to me. I think I need to binge-watch Ted Lasso, and either get drunk or sober up. Applications are on the 19th. Interviews are the 24th.
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Epstein and Maxwell
Because Whoever has damning shit on everybody. Trump seems to be the only one who can't counter-scandal.
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Dog Killer, Kristi Noem
I have lots of planes that I don't own that DO have engines. If interested in buying, my number is HAHAHAHA of course you already know my number.
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Gold bug / silver bug / numismatic / metals thread
I got a jar, you got a jar, all God's children got jars. Of pennies and other coins. That's the problem, everybody gets them, hardly anybody spends them.
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Epstein and Maxwell
Bannon doesn't know shit about fuck when it comes to airplanes. I bet even Hegseth would have gotten that right. [edit] He must mean the 1960s TV series 12 O'Clock High. He's in a 1960s TV bombing run and the Nazi fighters are trying to shoot him down with scandal bullets.
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The Hell Cats: Four female soldiers running as Dems to Flip Republican Seats
I kinda like the first one, but maybe it's because she's got one of those family reunion names.
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Gold bug / silver bug / numismatic / metals thread
Silver over 50. To think that they called me MAD in Heidelberg, MAD I tell you...
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I caught the cancer
Good CT scans. Only one place hanging around in the chest, and it's smaller. They seem amazed that I have adapted to my anemia-inducing stout dose of Welireg and still pull 99% oxygen. They do not know that I am secretly studying Scottish Gaelic and am therefore perma-ruddy. Non-cancer things: Bubble-elbow has 90% sorted itself out back to normal. Both elbows sore. Enough to interfere with wanking. I didn't say I couldn't, I just have to imagine that I'm getting paid for it. My doc tole me she loved my attitude, that somebody earlier had yelled at her about their scans. Cancer dudes yelling at oncologists is kinda like drunks pissing off bartenders. Aw hell naw. May y'all have good results as well.