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  1. The best meal I’ve ever eaten was a Döner kebab near the Fontaine Saint-Michel. The French do it right because they throw fries on the top too. Buddy’s and I after graduation had a whole backpack trip planned. So we all plan to meet in Paris. I have to go Austin to Houston to Newark - train to Penn - Penn to JFK to Paris to Hostel. I was the last one to arrive so everyone was already ready to hit the town. I’m full on running on adrenaline when we finally stop for food around lunch time on Paris. I was poor and hoarding my $ for the trip so I only ate what was freely given on the plane (crackers and beer). And I didn’t eat the meal bc I was asleep when it came out. So by lunch my body wouldn’t really move. Like I felt like it was kind of ‘locked up’. So there was a Doner stand and being that I was running on empty we all decide to eat. Idk what a full body orgasm feels like. And I’ve never had a prostate massage. But the way women describe how they orgasm, I think that happened to me. Upon eating the Doner (with the French fries / French style Doner) a wave of warmth radiated from my toes to my finger tips. I was 20 lbs lighter and a sense of euphoria came over me. My guess is that my blood sugar was damn near zero so any food would have done that to me, but dammit if that fountain Doner didn’t rock my world. I’ve had many since and they’re always great but not worth really remembering details about, but I always remember that one…..
  2. The euphemisms for getting jacked off keep getting weirder and weirder.
  3. catching up on thread but….
  4. Im all for shaming degenerates…. But when did it not even become socially unacceptable to say blackface? The idea of it is reprehensible but Is the actual word offensive? I feel like I’m doing a Marc Maron bit or something
  5. I’m sorry your wife had to go through that, but I’m happy for you that you got to at least enjoy all that practice she must have gotten blowing guys for boogles and soda money. Or did she smartly smoke meth before the right as well?
  6. Anyone know if there’s a Daily Texan category on it / how the Prop A & B measure was tracking for today?
  7. He can’t because he’s calling the plays. Thats the difference. It’s the inherent flaw in the head coach as a play caller model. You have to focus too much on the offense to coach the entire team / coach the game as it unfolds. This is why we don’t make a lot of changes IMO to the offensive game plan during the games as well. It’s also why we are such a low IQ and sloppy team too. This may be way off… but I don’t think so. Sark, if you’re listening, please god hire a coordinator.
  8. I expect Texas to be called for holding at a 5:1 clip
  9. Im pretty sure he was worried that his swirl didn’t stack up.
  10. Auburn has just set a new standard on fanboard-em. Tracking tee times >> flight tracker now. Day and night shift take notes. Don’t want to get caught sleeping with Sark and the NFL …..
  11. I worked for a true HUB business. The only reason we could get started in the field was because of it. It worked for us …. But the amount of other ‘Hub’ I came to find that was due to financial fuckery (accounting tricks to keep it below the $ cap), wives that ‘ran’ the business, and straight up shell / pass through entities was troubling. Killing it and eventually starting anew whenever the fever breaks is probably not the worst. That is compared to all the other horrific shitty things they’re doing on the reg.
  12. Maybe with the power of AI, someone could make a supercut of all their no calls and favorable calls. Instead of making people sing in Arnold’s voice, I wanted a societally useless application of AI to quantifiable prove that Georgia gets favored treatment. Until umps got shown their ass about their shot strike zone, they refused to believe they were calling balls strikes and strikes balls
  13. (if you’re a Georgia fan)
  14. Anyone get a screenshot of the two Florida fans that were obviously future ‘Florida man’? I feel like that should be good to bank for future years… when we figure out a way to beat them
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