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Dnaguy

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  1. This so fucking much. It’s some real fucking bullshit.
  2. How the fuck did the ref call that a TD?!
  3. Jesus christ
  4. Yeah. They have been allowing all kinds of bs to keep us from blowing out Vandy. Some truly big WTF’s and huge misses on Vandy penalties.
  5. Running club? Sounds suspiciously like a gang or leftist organization specifically organized with the intent of building up the conditioning of the members so they can better elude ICE officers. Better arrest everyone and detain them all until we get to the bottom of this. They all look like they could be illegals so no need for a warrant or due process. /MAGA homeland security and justice department
  6. But seriously….. isn’t Peter North more known for his prodigious volume of ejaculate vs actually the size of his member? As a surly-ite with the requisite giant dong that I only use to bang 11’s, I’d be charitable and asses that he isn’t deficient in that area. Its just that, his marketability / calling card was more of what he left behind vs. what he brought to the table so to speak.
  7. Oh shit. We actually got documented evidence of the singularity of being out of touch, growing up rich, and aggressive dementia colliding!
  8. Dnaguy

    Getting old sucks

    Just think of the new market you just unleashed for Flexseal….. Flexseal Bandaids! The most trusted name in wound care, Johnson and Johnson’s bandaid ,now has the incredible stopping power of Flexseal! “I’d be crazy to try to stop the bleeding of a GSW to the chest! But with the new Flexseal bandaids, I can cover up the wound in a matter of seconds!’ [Doctor slaps bagged ER patient in the chest with a flesh colored Flexseal bandaid] **These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA. Flexseal bandaid does not stop internal bleeding. Please consult a physician or medical professional
  9. Hey now. Don’t impure the man by calling him a liar. Maybe he’s just drunk AND stupid. ”Look. We’re two things!”
  10. I thought I was the only one! The grocery store is my escape to be with my thoughts, drink a beer, and shop for the week. I stopped taking the kids as much now that they’re older. But I loved when they were toddlers and you could quiz them on colors or animals or just talk to them. Now it’s kind of a beating taking them bc all they do is ask for junk food and fight with one another. Nope, give me a cold draft beer when I walk in and I’m happy to kill a hr + taking a stroll through H-E-B and getting centered. Peeping hot moms is also a nice bonus.
  11. @Scholz Tryin to aura farm with chopped 6-7 memes? No rizz. Total cringe
  12. What’s even more depressing is: A.) voters won’t notice B.) The situation will get bad c.) The media will blame the CPB d.) The dems will be blamed bc they created the CPB
  13. The French Revolution reminds me of the opening credits of Monty python and the holy grail …. Just with a headier premise
  14. I guess there’s only one way to find out ….
  15. Delete post. Ban user
  16. yeah I know it’s AI but I still dig The Professor and his shtick. His Art Official Soul Vol 1 & 2 albums are a fun listen.
  17. When he said that he’s was the only who could fix it… he sure is shit was right. The shit is fixed.
  18. @immamac I vote to rename this thread: The Athletic, Sark, & NFL Jobs: Cheddar biscuits for thee or me?
  19. Miss state shouldn’t pass for the rest of the game. We can’t stop their run and our offense is dogshit so why would they do anything more?
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