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Dnaguy

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  1. Backup wives? As in get married a second time? Fuck if I enter this contract / institution under my own volition again. Fool me once…… Now back to the matter at hand in which a senile narcissist surrounded by sycophantic enablers decided to blow up boats, murder people on those boats with no true evidence of terrorism, and abduct a head of state to enable the extraction of natural resources under the half ass guise of preventing drug trafficking. Ugh. Maybe I do want to go back to the ‘Wives and the stupid things they say and do’ topic again.
  2. And lose half my shit? No way. I’ve lived through Strong, Herman, and Sark second half ‘adjustments’. I have high pain tolerance, believe you me.
  3. Yes they do. Do yourself a favor. Buy the IPA sampler pack from Real Ale. Sample. Find your favorite. If in San Antonio, the UTSA Costco sells the sampler pack (12 pack) for $12.99. Best deal in beer now that the tariffs have led to the case (24, 300 mL cans however) of Warshteiner at Costco going from $19.99 to 23.99. Fucking A man. Pretty sure you can find the sampler at Total Wine for $14.99 if you are in any other metro. If you also like IPA’s, Karbach’s Hopadilla line is also fabulous. You can find their 18 sampler pack at HeB for around 23.99 I think. I’m partial to their juicy or tropical IPA myself.
  4. After that many it definitely ain’t 6 and the Axis bends in the negative z direction.
  5. Wife (staunch republican who never voted for Trump but hates democrats): [sends Diddy and Maduro in prison oil meme.] Me: [Texting back] I want off this ride. I’m not joking about abducting sovereign president on fake charges for political points. Wife: [texts back] He was arrested. Me [walks into bedroom to take out contacts and passes her in bathroom] Ole Maduro and his wife were removed from their bed in Caracas while it was bombed to shit. That an abduction. Wife: You’re brainwashed. Me: WHAT? Dude was taken from his bed in the cover of night for Fentanynol (sp?) trafficking! Venezuela doesn’t manufacture or move that. That’s fact as fuck wag the dog kind of crap. Wife: it was not bombed to shit. Me: Ok it wasn’t Gaza level but we bombed them for sure. Even if for cover or elimination of military threats, it happened .Wife: I don’t want to talk about this. Me: You sent the meme! Wife: I’m going to bed. Me: I want off this ride. The simulation sucks. [cracks open another Axis IPA]
  6. I’m going to need to see that torso…. For research purposes.
  7. Dnaguy replied to UTexasFight's topic in Football
    20 years ago?! Fuck. I’m old. I still can’t believe I got to go to this.
  8. Like everything Trump does, he expends all the capital we’ve accumulated over 250 years and mortgages our future we’ve yet to realize. He’s a cancer. He’s an unsuccessful virus that inevitably kills its host He’s never been successful in anything and yet, here we are.
  9. So this is different from Ukraine Plausible deniability. These jackasses rolled the dice and came up money. This was a straight up coin toss fucking gamble. If it had been snake eyes, Petey H would have been thrown under the bus. Trump would have claimed he knew nothing about this. Book it,
  10. Why didn’t the second come off?!
  11. Big, the Big game energy here… 😳🥴
  12. There’s going to be some folks losing real coin if this is a safety…,,, Oh man. 🤷‍♂️
  13. I think I just saw the horseshoe fully fall out out of Kirby’s ass…. Good. I hate that fat whiny fuck so much
  14. Georgia crying! I’m cryin’!!!! 😂
  15. What are we doing with these throw it away shit, … Oh well: Lucas here. Is he going to let’em hang AGAIN here? Dude have another. 50+ yarder?! Sorry 47…. ITS GOOOODDDDDDDDD. Fuck yeah!!!!!!!
  16. Oh shit!!!!!!! Damn. How TF did he get past the DB!!!! Oooo shit. Almost threw a pick right after too…🥴😳
  17. Oh shit! Damn. I thought they had that pass at the 50. Fuck!
  18. I wish I hadn’t fallen asleep at half. I’m watching the second half now Holy shit this is.good. Damn. Ole Miss just had a huge bend don’t break stand in the red zone, but fuck if Georgia didn’t tie it at 34. Will report what happens in the last 56 seconds!
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