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Dnaguy

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  1. Could But won’t.
  2. So what’s up with the Jeffries as a a Mexican / calling the democrats Mexican? Are we Mexican Woke? And is Mexican Woke better than the Woke we can get here in the US? Does it also pair well with a barbacoa and a bean & cheese taco after a night of drinking….
  3. As much as I think the Mariners and their fans are just not serious people, Ichiro is a dude, man. That man lives and breathes baseball. He’s an icon.
  4. This is how you twitter.
  5. I don’t think it’s a matter of not wanting to as much in that no one else knows where to find bright orange fave makeup. His gaggle of followers have surly out there trying to procure it to look like their doofus god king. I’m sure he must have bought the whole lot when the company made it obviously went bankrupt back when he was only a fake billionaire. Before he became president and started to make real $ grifting the absolute fuck out of people and governments. Why else would he wear it when it looks like shit and why else have we never seen any other human being that color?
  6. The whippings will stop once morale improves.
  7. Is it just me or is anyone else rooting for the second scenario? At least 1.) Eat the rich amiright?! 2.) It would show a level of thinking on his part and 3.) It’s not fucking the American public as directly as all the administrations actions day in and day out. The opportunity cost of this grift is that I wasn’t fucked as much that day in March as I could have been.
  8. I was thinking about this the other day. Am I bitter? Why do I feel more unhappy today than say 10 years ago… other than because of my back. The answer came to me. See postulate that we all have a reservoir of malice. Some have a larger ones or small ones and but we all carry a finite amount. At one point in my life; my entire reserve could have been directed at a guy like LG. Some real vitriol. But see, we’ve entered into an era of Piece of shit- inflation where entire movements of POS’s are organized by social media and purposeful actors. So I no longer hate ole Ladybugs. I actually have less hate in my heart for specific individuals. But it’s not because he’s less shitty or I’ve found Jesus. Nope, it’s because so many completely craven sociopaths now walk among us with no shame that I just can’t hate an individual enough to register. My hate is spread so thin it almost doesn’t register to the naked eye You’d think an Abbott or Trump or Paxton’s absolute douche canoe cruelty would round up to some sort of visceral hate. Yet no. There’s just too many fermenting bags of fecal laced horse semen walking amongst us that I’m almost zen. Or maybe that’s nihilism? When your denominator in your hate fractions becomes so great that you effectively dealing with zero. So I’m nihilistic, not because I hate less !but only because I just hate so many more things and people.
  9. NY times headline: As Republicans point to declining soybean sales, Democrats scramble to explain past policy decisions as they look to take back the House in 2026 The article: Declining soybean sales have roiled farmers in the Midwest. While a challenging tariff climate is no doubt a part of the puzzle, we at The NY Times have found a more complex answer. Common sense might point to the tariffs being the factor, it is a fact that during the Biden administration, the US lost more metric tons of sales to China than per week than in anything in 2025 or under Trump. From its peak of 7 metric ton exports per week, the US lost more than 70.% of its exports during the later part of the Biden administration resulting in a loss of about 5 metric tons per week in less than 3 months. This precipitous decline only reinforces a bleak showing in previous elections for democrats. How democrats react and reel for answers to explain such a disastrous drop in sales is still a mystery. Trump and his allies have expressed the outline of a plan they recently previewed and continue to seek ways to allocate funds to help the struggling farmers. When we reached out to Tom Greenthumb, a farmer in Shitsville, Nebraska, he reiterated the struggles and challenges for he and his fellow farmers. ”I’m underwater. We are facing some real struggles here” When he was asked who he blamed for this, Tom couldn’t say other than Washington needed to get its act together. He is hopeful, however, that President Trump and the republicans in congress can help him and his fellow farmers. “When Trump saved us the last time we faced this kind of crunch, it felt like a miracle. We pray everyday that Trump will be able to get us the needed relief from all that tariff money we’re collecting. It will be nice to use that extra money to help struggling people like me instead of wasting it on things we don’t need.” ……
  10. To me it’s more mind melting that Democrats chose this strategy in the first place. MAGA thought is so engrained that nothing short of an existential crisis to these people can dislodge them from nostalgia-laden, hate fueled, misinformed reality that they find themselves in. MAGA rejecting democrats when democrats try to limit the pain that’s about to engulf them is actually the least surprising thing about this shutdown.
  11. Who TF roughhouses with their wife? Isnt that what you have kids?
  12. If Obama tries it….. SCOTUS: [immediately rules against it on shadow docket not allowing him on ballot] Months and months later after dragging feet: ‘The question of Obama’s 3rd term is mute as the larger question is actually about whether he has violated the constitution’s native birth requirements. ‘ [kicks case to lower courts to rule on birth certificate and case not resolved by election] Concurrent decision by Thomas: Maybe we should look into whether the whole slate of amendments around ending slavery was unconstitutional due most southern states being under military occupation. If slavery hasn’t ended then Obama should actually be a slave and would be ineligible to run for president
  13. That’s nuts!
  14. I wish this wasn’t the case but it’s sort of true. Schumer is such a dinosaur and creature of a bygone era that anytime he trots out there, talks, shows his face, gives his opinion, or has an interview the dems lose hand and people grow angry. He sucks. Trump loves negotiating with him because he’s lacks true control over his coalition and isn’t willing to go to the brink. Pelosi in her prime was the opposite and Trump knew that. She isn’t the same and has no control anymore. Send in junior senators, Jeffries (he sucks too is at least the minority leader / has some semblance of power), and wildcards. Trump ‘wins’ negotiations b/c he has no shame, weaponizes uncertainty, has no real goal or policy other than to ‘win’ or at least not personally look bad, and declares victory no matter what. The truly rational thing to do against someone like that is to be irrational. Need to take a page out of George’s playbook:
  15. Game Theory says you have to go maximalist and you can’t go along with a budget at all. Republicans political strategy is for democrats to be the adults when it matters. They’re rich entitled children who know that whatever they do their parents will pay their bail, talk to the teacher, and give them the car keys no matter what. What are dems doing though? Fucking milktoast. Medicare and rural hospital cuts. BOOOOOOOO. Goddamnit. Democrats are going to lose. The question is how you choose to lose. This is asymmetric warfare. Your only play is to inflict maximum harm to your opposition until they get tired of fighting you. Playing a fucking Princeton offense when the refs are on the take is a fucking ridiculous and losing strategy.
  16. SOS indeed.
  17. All good things must come to an end…. She’s got post-40, perimenopausal, semiglutide, work-out-mom tits now. NTTAWWT. Still would in a heartbeat.
  18. Far be it from me to throw stones here, but you may need to calibrate your Milf age frequency from “Pornhub” to at least “Plano” But I think I see it….. Some fake lashes, filler, and a faulty washing machine … yeah. Ok I’m with you on this.
  19. Is he 13 years old? He’s like 110 lbs soaking wet.
  20. What are their real names though? No right answers. Ill go first: Holden A. Wadsworth Preston Chaddick
  21. Nice humble grumble brag there about the house. ISWYDT… I see what you defecated there.
  22. In today’s college football, a blue blood spirit embiggens the smallest program.
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