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Dnaguy

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  1. It’s almost as if the whole ‘fight’ or ‘principled stand’ was really just to win an off year election cycle. I guess they can all pat their backs, and really pulled off a major victory by [checks notes] a Democrat winning the mayorship of New York City…. The myopia of these jackwagons is so unbelievable. I’ll paraphrase RBG and say that the Dem ‘elite’ are throwing away their umbrella during a rain storm b/c they’re dry. Trump and maga are losing because they keep making terrible policy. Let them continue to beat themselves idiots.
  2. Of course. How does one get to be a senator and yet have so little courage, so little backbone, so little intelligence, and so little strategic thinking?
  3. Everyone knows you can’t get them wet after midnight….
  4. You’re Rocket Money’s wet dream
  5. LSU drops what might be a TD on a pass from the 2…. Wow.
  6. Such complete bullshit
  7. Touchback much? Wtf is the SEC mega ship trying to pull there. Thata a Touchback all the way bro! All it has to do is break the plane man
  8. You usually have to pay extra for that
  9. I guess I prematurely shot my wad with that joke on what was supposed to be a dry run if you will. Im afraid I’ve made a mess of this thread.
  10. I bet an analrapist drives that. At least that what The Man Inside Me suggests.
  11. Was @South Austin’s mom running special?
  12. A great outcome anyway slice it
  13. Doner? I hardly knew her! I’ll see myself out….
  14. That’s a hard course.
  15. I assumed they’d just do the cutting of Air traffic controllers from cities in democratic states like Chicago and the west coast… but not DC or NYC bc it would affect them directly.
  16. We haven’t been a disciplined team since our last trip to the National championship. No Sark team has been what I’d call disciplined or a smart team. Our talent has been so much better we’ve been able to overcome our mistakes vs the Strong and Mensa eras Fight me.
  17. Very Meets
  18. The best meal I’ve ever eaten was a Döner kebab near the Fontaine Saint-Michel. The French do it right because they throw fries on the top too. Buddy’s and I after graduation had a whole backpack trip planned. So we all plan to meet in Paris. I have to go Austin to Houston to Newark - train to Penn - Penn to JFK to Paris to Hostel. I was the last one to arrive so everyone was already ready to hit the town. I’m full on running on adrenaline when we finally stop for food around lunch time on Paris. I was poor and hoarding my $ for the trip so I only ate what was freely given on the plane (crackers and beer). And I didn’t eat the meal bc I was asleep when it came out. So by lunch my body wouldn’t really move. Like I felt like it was kind of ‘locked up’. So there was a Doner stand and being that I was running on empty we all decide to eat. Idk what a full body orgasm feels like. And I’ve never had a prostate massage. But the way women describe how they orgasm, I think that happened to me. Upon eating the Doner (with the French fries / French style Doner) a wave of warmth radiated from my toes to my finger tips. I was 20 lbs lighter and a sense of euphoria came over me. My guess is that my blood sugar was damn near zero so any food would have done that to me, but dammit if that fountain Doner didn’t rock my world. I’ve had many since and they’re always great but not worth really remembering details about, but I always remember that one…..
  19. The euphemisms for getting jacked off keep getting weirder and weirder.
  20. catching up on thread but….
  21. Im all for shaming degenerates…. But when did it not even become socially unacceptable to say blackface? The idea of it is reprehensible but Is the actual word offensive? I feel like I’m doing a Marc Maron bit or something
  22. I’m sorry your wife had to go through that, but I’m happy for you that you got to at least enjoy all that practice she must have gotten blowing guys for boogles and soda money. Or did she smartly smoke meth before the right as well?
  23. Anyone know if there’s a Daily Texan category on it / how the Prop A & B measure was tracking for today?
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