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Dnaguy

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  1. @immamac I vote to rename this thread: The Athletic, Sark, & NFL Jobs: Cheddar biscuits for thee or me?
  2. Miss state shouldn’t pass for the rest of the game. We can’t stop their run and our offense is dogshit so why would they do anything more?
  3. Hear me out man. The MAGA judges rule correctly on this one only because they’re the ones buying the puts. Corruption judo.
  4. I know it’s stupid to ask, but here it goes: How can he just build monuments and modify the WH without congressional approval and appropriations?! There. I screamed into the ether for the 1,089,326th time during his presidency…..
  5. The sellers have already been blasted in the ass by tariffs. The cost has already been realized. Selling the rights to $ that may or may not materialize is ‘free money’ that can go to help offset the ass blasting they just took And if you’re buying the rights at a fraction of the cost (pennies on the dollar) of the payout, then that’s a pretty decent payout to risk ratio IMO. But a lot more risk than say if Biden (or any dem for that matter) had imposed tariffs. The Calvin ball court makes the this play a lot cheaper bc there’s some real risk the Supreme Court just rubber stamps this admin no matter what. It’s the whole idea of debt collection agencies…. Which is so fitting considering this was all caused by a man who’s gone bankrupt multiple times and never paid his bills.
  6. Considering UT has committed to providing the $ for the capping of 35 as part of the TXDOT I35 expansion and lowering, moving of the stadium moo.
  7. Colombian wife you say?…. ….white with American parents?
  8. If Gavin or JD wants to be Prez…. If we ever do get a new one or are allowed to vote for a new one again… this is the way. Want to come off like a true alpha? Want the dem brand to matter and not be seen as feckless, weak, racial identity / alphabet soup driven elitists? Have the LA or Chicago PD arrest ICE officers. New motto of the dems: Let’em hang. That shit works on so many levels that just me typing it gave Chuck Schumer a cold shiver down his spine and he immediately called a republican to capitulate something… even if it was just his lunch order for their next meeting.
  9. People were up in arms about the government overreach in the 90’s because the government was going after white people. Ruby Ridge, Waco, etc. And because the 90’s are back in fashion, the government going after January 6th rioters stoked that same white grievance outrage. America has always been ok when the government militarizes its persecution of black and brown people. They consistently vote for it, approve of it, celebrate it, romanticize it, and demand it.
  10. 2 classes: 1.) The ones that the law protects but does not bind 2.) the ones that the law binds but does not protect.
  11. Dead girl or live boy. NM. I’ve been hangin in the CR and pickled by too much serial killer stuff on Netflix.
  12. Loophole. If you don’t remember being president it doesn’t count.
  13. It’s a perfectly cromulent word
  14. Impeachable offense firehouse all in a 2 day period. 1.) Trump just decided to bulldoze white house with [insert here] authority and [insert here] appropriated funds from Congress to remodel the White House 2.) Trump admin carries out another act of war without authorization of congress 3.) Trump admin further extra-judicious killings as part of act of war 4.) Trump pardons crypto CEO of company that he’s in business with. 5.) Trump admin’s DHS continues to terrorize communities, violate the constitution, and disappear people 6.) Trump continues to militarily occupied cities controlled exclusively by the opposition party with troops from outside states run by political allies What did I miss?
  15. In a state full of milktoast, running a milktoast dem against the Magus Maximus of milktoast Susan Collins seems like a losing recipe. Run the woke commie-Nazi America-hating shitposting PTSD laden oyster farming veteran You need the chemo candidate. Best chance of success, but it also carries the highest probability of damaging the other parts of the body and possibly killing you. But you’ve got cancer and going to die anyways. So what’s the harm with the riskier play?
  16. I think I already blew my chance. I beat you to it … I mean, beat it to you.
  17. You should give a shit. #3 is good ole Kimmy Gibler. Hands down. No questions asked. Let’s be honest, Winnie might get kind of flaky and might not be down to clown. Penny will be down to clown, but may get all uppity about it or decide to clown around on you. The Gibler will be waiting in the wings to do some really, really nasty stuff that you don’t feel comfortable revealing to your buddies. The kind of stuff that you’re not proud of, but gets you there every time. The stuff that makes you question the totality of your life’s choices when looking in to the mirror the next morning, but just not bad enough for you to make any real meaningful changes in your life. You don’t like her, but you also don’t really like yourself anyway. That’s the Gibler and that’s why you want her next door.
  18. Not completely on the nose, but at least tangential to the joke… or maybe it’s tangenital to the joke, IDK.
  19. Time out there bud. You can’t legislate morality / integrity. You’re going to steal what makes this game great.
  20. What’s the solution to the lack of immigrant farm labor in the 1850’s? Didn’t think that through. Once again, republicans don’t have solutions to ….. Ohhhhh. NM. They thought that one through.
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