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Dnaguy

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  1. He nose better. A bridge too far? Maybe you shouldn’t sticking your nose where it doesn’t belong.
  2. 3 straight strikeouts after a lead off double
  3. Two strike outs after lead off walk
  4. Strikeout after a lead off walk.
  5. No one shits on America more than Donald Trump.
  6. I appreciate this posters brevity:
  7. 💯 [did I do that right?]
  8. This TBD fella who’s pitching both Saturday and Sunday makes me really worried.
  9. That was a given. There was no need for the joke.
  10. I didn’t leave middle aged brunettes with a solid figure, middle aged brunettes with a solid figure left me.
  11. This and the left wing violence overtaking right wing violence is some serious bs Whstaboutism and makes my blood boil. No one on the left with any credibility is saying this. Just stop. Left wing violence overtaking? Yeah well the right wing violence is state sanctioned so….. it doesn’t count now? The Atlantic can go eat a dick. Republicans aren’t going to read you bro. Stop trying to make fetch happen.
  12. Loophole!
  13. It was 2014. A simpler time. A time where celebrity nudes weren’t freely given out all Willy Nilly. See a candid boob from a celebrity had to be taken by a faaaaaar away paparazzo. The idea that you’d have a nude selfie? Ohhhh that would have been crazy. You had to settle for a obsessed fans rigging up eyehole cams for hot sideline reporter with some serious hangers if you needed to wet that whistle. Enter in some scrappy iCloud hackers. Men that wouldn’t dare stand for such status quo. The Fappening was released. A cornucopia of a list celebrities, athletes, and child stars (now in adulthood of course) showing off even more than just their bare boobs. Some serious zoomed in shots of their guts. Of all these drops, one stood above all others. 1.) For its dark horse nature due to the competition. I mean, we got to see Katy Perry’s corn dog throwing sweater puppies for the first time. Stiff… and I mean stiff competition here. 2.) For the volume. She had many, many pics. 3.) For just how sneaky hot she was. She did have a super banging body. Which should be expected, but she’s a goalie (oh no spoiler!) so…. America was surprised. 4.) and the most important….. THE ZOOMED IN SNATCH SHOTS TO THE POINT WHERE YOU COULD COUNT HER AGE RINGS LIKE A CHOPPED DOWN SEQUOIA. Girl had no shame in her pic game. Every lip, fold, and sanguine shade. From deep merlot, to browns, to pinks. Labia minora? Yeah I don’t think there was anything minor about it. Many of those body shamers ridiculed such expressions of the female form. But the true aficionados out there, The men who frequently dine at the Y celebrated her hanging it all out. It was more than a Solo Arby’s night, because ALL of America had the meats now.
  14. I’m not gay and can’t support the gay agenda. But the amount of dudes who blow me is quite alarming. Im a little uneasy thinking about just how many gay dudes there are out there and why they keep sucking my dick. /MAGA
  15. Do we eat another 20+ mill agsin? I mean at least this time we have someone to backfill with Parades but damn. $150 mil ish for 5 years of shitty first base hitting is wild. At least Walker can field the position and isn’t a complete bum at the plate. But is all or nothing shit is tiresome.
  16. @Brisketexan I agree with you on damn near everything but I’m call bullshit on lawyers want consistency. Hell, your clients don’t listen to you anyway and are going to do what they want to. Your clients are likely MAGA as well. Why not just, advise on case law, lose, appeal, and rake in the hrs? Although the Supreme Court is kind of raining on your parade by allowing all this shit to go into effect and ruling on all these cases on the shadow docket. I can see where that sucks the big one. That’s like completely negating the district court, multiple appellate courts, and all those billable hrs never realized. The Robert Court taking some serious bread from y’all. Is no one thinking of the lawyers?!
  17. Are you guys really saying you’d turn down going down on a chick because she doesn’t have a simp pussy / has longer labia minora lips?! Seriously? Fuck man. I always throught it made going down on chicks way easier as you can get some pretty good negative pressure going on her clit and you can kind of lock on that bad boy. I guess only a few of us are not multimillionaires with giant dongs who had to develop other skills?
  18. Maybe you just don’t love him enough….
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