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Dnaguy

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  1. Just two dudes, talkin’ about batin’ No shame, my friend, just some late-night debatin’ Yeah, just two dudes, talkin’ about batin’ Not me, of course—Cuz I’m participatin’
  2. My friend appreciates your friend’s sage advice.
  3. Question…. For a friend. Are there really that many fucking dudes comfortable scanning their ID’s and sending it to OnlyFans so they can pay chicks for ‘batin material? When …. my friend …. realized you couldn’t view contact without a verified account that checks your age via an upload of your ID, he just went back to Reddit NSFW threads and VPN enabled pornhub access. Considering how many middle aged men …. Like my friend…. There are providing payments to OnlyFans creators and after the whole Ashley Madison debacle some years ago it surprises me that dudes would want to open themselves up to what seems like a digital sword of Damocles. But I guess the dong wants what the dong wants.
  4. No more DEI! Holidays for Every Once!
  5. Jim Crane really shouldn't have drank his rum......
  6. Boyfriend catching strays like a MF.
  7. Nothing's awkward when you have no shame.
  8. Trump hasn't ruled a lot of things out. Why? to rule something out you must: A.) Know said thing exists B.) Know that it is an option you can access / choose C.) Understand the consequences of your actions / choice. It would be charitable to assume that Trump has all three of these elements on any subject…. At all. Maybe on issues that directly affect him right now, at this second. But anything past this minute, hour, day? Nah. It cannot be stressed enough that this man has no morality, values, or belief in anything other than himself. He would allow his own grandchildren to be drown in hydrofluoric acid if it spared him from any pain or suffering.
  9. 100% Thirsty AF bitch. Which somehow makes it exponentially worse. What an insufferable waste of skin.
  10. Ask this one and prepare your anus: Would you like the Trump administration to find a Final Solution for all immigrants in this country here illegally?
  11. Sir Ben Kingsley’s most transformative and best role. Daniel Day Louis eat your heart out.
  12. ‘She’ gave him a 4.5 huh? Maybe want to sit down Chief Jr and tell him he better check inside the teepee before you end up smoking a peace pipe.
  13. Trump thinks whatever the last person told him / what Fox News just told him. When this man dies, I want to see his brain. If that thing isn’t as smooth as a ballbearing I’ll be fucking shocked.
  14. Sorry. i didn’t read the whole post
  15. Why do democrats keep allowing this to happen?
  16. Had Father's Day brunch with the in-laws. Discussion about Trump birthday bash: ~10 Discussion about Democratic lawmakers killed / shot in their home or possibly the start to world war 3: 0 Highlights: It was so tastefully done. It was cool to see the history. You would never know that it was Trump's birthday. All the army folks in it were loving it. In North Korea they don't smile in the parades.
  17. Triggering @immamac was not on my bingo card when creating this thread. Working with younger men at my new place of employment (something I am not used to as I've always worked in fields with older work forces), has given me perspective / is why I'm so intrigued by this topic. I work with one guy who knocked up his gf, they were married, and now is fucking hustling at 24. He hates how poor he is. He's grown up quick. It's not all bad for him though. His wife is a smoke show even after popping out a kid. Benefit of being young I guess. Then I've some other young guys who have gainful employment, seem affable, and yet are not out there trying. Look, I was no catch. I had shit game. I was employed, could hold a conversation, and am generally fun enough to be around for at least a couple outings. I tried. All. the. time. Did I shoot a high percentage? God no. I was eventually the lucky recipient of the downward slope of looks and expectations that women would accept. My mid to late 20's were fun. The caliber of girls that were out of my league in high school and college had to make some tough choices, and I was one of those least shitty ones. Maybe the swipey apps took all the fire out of the belly, but when I'm the inappropriate one in the office, we have a problem. I'm domesticated with kids. I should be horrified about your weekends and the places you woke up. But if all my stories can one-up yours? Nah. Back in my day, we only had essentially one model that was celebrated: completely hairless / skinny blonde Paris Hilton style. Now there's a rainbow of colors of hair and skin, hair down there, bare, skinny, thicc, skinny thicc, and all flavors in between. We had these I guess. I was too stupid to realize it / girls were to shamed to flaunt it. It was sad when you think about it. At no point in human history has man had the ability to go out and lay waste to as many and all varieties of ass. And yet, it would seem as if we are living in a 1930's Ukraine. All the fertile soil and abundance of the harvest, yet the people working the fields are starving to death.
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