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Dnaguy

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  1. That only works with stepmoms, stepdaughters, neighbors, or other guys' wives....or so I'm told.
  2. I know what you mean. I'm guilty of this as well. Porn continues to propagate a false expectation of middle-aged women instigating sex or enthusiastically participating in it.
  3. I guess this could be on the border between CR, help, or Daily Texan. IDK. I’ve seen similar stories flying around ever since GenZ became adults, however, this Buzzfeed (really HuffPost) article titled: “Women Are Refusing To Be In Relationships With Men In Record Numbers, And This Is The Brutal Truth Behind Why” came across my newsfeed today and made me pause b/c it was Father’s Day. https://www.huffpost.com/entry/mankeeping-dating-emotional-labor-research_l_682f3305e4b0ef574bf5e553 The article is all over the place and really just comes across shitting on GenZ guys. It does nothing to advance the conversation really. But, I have young daughters that I want to eventually be in a happy relationship and the idea of women feeling like they don’t want to date men anymore is interesting to me…. And problematic more or less regarding the whole advancing the human race and all. Is this just #MeToo wake? Has a whole generation of young men been broken? Did we just completely change the rules and left these GenZ guys out there to figure shit out? Are women just figuring out what it’s like to be in charge of their lives and the stress that puts on you? Not to sound crass but if ‘maleness’ is toxic or we raised a generation to believe that, wouldn’t it make sense that guys don’t lean on other guys for emotional support? Is this just a case of the dog catching the car when it comes to women and equality in relationships?
  4. Maybe republicans will come out against the murder of the dog. Maybe.
  5. It’s June. Too close to home for me.
  6. Also pictured: Evangelicals
  7. we need Soros, blood libel, banking;or at least tangential Mel Gibson reference….
  8. middle east regime change?
  9. All that crazy talk making my penis soft.
  10. It’s been a while since I’ve lived in the Houston area but….. Sugarland Town Square 12-2 pm Katy City Hall 12-1pm Cypress (19823 NW Fwy) 10am-12pm Kingwood & W Lake Houston Pkwy 9:30am-12pm Conroe City Hall 1-4pm
  11. Better headline: Trail of Cheers for Democratic candidate as GOP forced to give up previously held seat to new occupant.
  12. And they say American soft power is declining…. 🤬
  13. I’m glad I can afford to offer my kids an opportunity to find themselves in that sacred biome as opposed to random dorm room floors, all night study sessions, all night benders, my bed with / the bed of loose women, and now the exile couch in the sunroom.
  14. Heart O the Hills the density of summer camps in Hunt, Texas blows my mind. How? Why? But also, why can’t I fucking go to camp? Adult summer camp would be fucking sick. Swimming, archery, horse riding, and all meals prepared. Although I could never pay for my own happiness like I pay for my families…. But the month with no kids is one fucking nice fringe benefit. The sad part is that I just end up working late every day, but just feel less guilty about it. What the hell are we talking about again?
  15. This. Trumps complete lock on the Republicans party was because of the Death Star of money that was Elon. It’s not like republicans are going to find religion and oppose him in mass force, but not being able to absolutely bully moderates into voting for Medicare and Medicaid cuts or Fiscal hawks into 2.5 trillion in deficits will severely limit Trump’s lasting agenda. Hell still get to do his executive order dictator schtick. But any lasting change via legislation will not be achieved. Any changes will come from Congress sitting on their hands during presidential overreach and the Supremes throwing out decades of precedence.
  16. Damn, I’ll have to stop by here on the way to pick the kiddos up from camp in Hunt. Thanks for the rec
  17. Oh, you fuckin’ pelican! Christ on a bike, that’s me bloody arse for the week—hope you’re proud, you softcock! Did your mum drop you on your head, or is this just how you fuckwits are raised in this shithole? Next time aim for someone who actually gives a rat’s arse, you deadset knob.”
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