Golf bros are the most cringy, douchiest human beings on the planet, so that part at least checks out. Announcing to anyone who will listen that you don't watch basketball anymore is also a very real thing. The rest is suspect.
You know how ESPN has the eulogy highlight package pre-recorded and ready to go for dozens of aging athletes? I mean, Fox News HAS to have the same for Donnie, right? I'm guessing Hannity with the voiceover.
He's also the dude who thought that gun safe manufacturers have one, single, universal master combination that can open any of their safes at any time.
He's not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
Boy, am I sure glad that RFK, Jr. is getting all of his 10-15% batshit crazy tendencies out of the way early. Nothing but smooth sailing for the next 3.5 years.
I could make a pretty compelling case that the actual lunatics are anyone not belligerently angry on a day when ICE is trying to scoop up first graders.
Gotta admire the long game on this obvious scam to boost NFL ratings, implant more vaccine microchips into people's arms, and win the 2024 Presidential election.
So it's safe to assume that Trump's limousine got lost and accidentally drove past a garage sale once, and the concept completely confused and enraged him.
Gee, if only there was a man so obscenely rich that he could undertake these charitable, far-reaching humanitarian efforts and not even personally feel it. But alas...
Yeah, man, that's over. It's not a thing that's discussed outside of small online circles. People have already rationalized/ignored that they voted for a pedo 3 separate times and moved on.
Nothing...nothing...has enough staying power to last for over a month with the combination of American attention spans and the constant right wing media sphere brainwashing.
Yeah, now is not the time to give us a common enemy to rally against. We're weakening American influence more effectively on our own than any terrorist could.
I don't know what you're talking about. It's super original that every set begins with an obligatory 20 minutes on cancel culture and "here's my best edgy trans stuff."