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hornmpa96

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  1. This was Arrighetti’s fault. He needs to throw fucking strikes.
  2. Spaghetti looks nasty today.
  3. The key winner will be China. We just sent an open invitation to the world to strengthen their industrial ties with them.
  4. That was fun - Let’s do that again on Saturday.
  5. So his second opinion shows only inflammation. Over or Under June when he’s shut down for the season?
  6. The bucket traps work fairly well and the benefit is one trap can catch a lot of the little fuckers.
  7. Icono is masturbating someone else behind a Houston Valero station for meth money.
  8. Yordan showed some signs of life today. His 2 hits were barreled up. Diaz and Walker look completely lost.
  9. Who knew Bregman held the HEB commercials together? I don’t want anything to do with the “Snack Game”
  10. It looks like Altuve still has gas left in the tank and can have another really good year. I like Paredes’ approach at the plate and think he will has a similar WAR to Bregman. Yordan will come around and is a generational talent at the plate. Walker was a good signing and those 100 mph EV shots will start finding holes. Yainer will be good at the plate as well. Starting pitching will be a Top 8 group in the league and the bullpen has depth. They need to let Chas play CF and see if he can find his 2023 form again.
  11. Did anyone else sacrifice a live chicken this morning to wake up the bats?
  12. I want to rep this post in multiple ways. I like the idea of getting Yordan in LF but rage against the idea of sitting Altuve.
  13. Yordan needs a day off to reset.
  14. If Bergman has a good April, we know it’s the torpedo bat.
  15. Espada just saying Fuck It by letting Dubon and Meyers hit.
  16. Glad to see Isaac swing at the first pitch there. Hick’s pitch sequence has been the same for almost every batter: 1st Pitch - Get over fastball 2nd Pitch - Fastball on the outside edge 3rd Pitch - Offspeed on the Outside
  17. On the Yankee broadcast yesterday, they mentioned the Analytics group noticed a group of hitters that typically hit the ball closer to the label. By doing this, their understanding was that the “sweet spot” on the bats moved to where the batter makes the most contact.
  18. Agreed - Dubon’s value is giving the regulars a day off, defensive replacement in the OF in the late innings and someone who can fill-in multiple spots if someone is injured. Its game 4 - nobody needs a day off.
  19. If Altuve is back at 2nd tonight, why not put Dezenzo in LF?
  20. It’s France - This is more appropriate.
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