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hornmpa96

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Everything posted by hornmpa96

  1. Caleb just needs to pull himself up by his bootstraps and get his family off the government tit known as commodity support payments.
  2. Fundraising in small local elections such as the school board elections mentioned in Troph’s post absolutely matters. National and statewide elections is another story.
  3. That’s shitty and they need to get rid of the god damn Oxy patch.
  4. I will welcome our new Canadian overlords with open arms. However, I draw the line on drinking Canadian beer.
  5. When did you have Viasat? Teams calls are OK and it gives me an excuse to turn off my video (which I prefer for calls which could have easily been a conference call before Covid). I need to upgrade my equipment to get Viasat’s unlimited plan which I will do before football season as I use more data watching football games during hunting season.
  6. Shut the Government down on Friday or not? This will likely be the last time in 2025 that Democratic votes in the Senate will be required to pass the CR.
  7. You are not correct on the tax treatment of the covered calls. If you sell a call option and the call expires worthless, the call premium is taxable as a short-term capital gain. It doesn’t reduce your basis in the underlying shares.
  8. Southwest was already more expensive on most routes than their competitors so those checked bags weren’t really free.
  9. Can you have Viasat? Thats my satellite internet provider for my ranch which is in the middle of nowhere. I was considering switching to Starlink this year but that’s not going to happen now.
  10. Fidelity allows you to choose your tax strategy. I have my taxable account set up to always sell the highest cost basis shares first. Fidelity also has options to sell the longest held shares first, etc.
  11. NO MORE JERKY BEEF!
  12. Based on a google search, 28% of the S&P 500’s revenues are from outside the US.
  13. Cam Smith
  14. So 4-6 weeks with the Astros training staff, we’ll be lucky if Walker is taking ABs in August.
  15. Who the fuck cares? The punishment is having to listen to the censure resolution on the House floor. He didn’t have to walk naked through the streets of Kings Landing. Let the Ds in the close districts represent their districts. Are we better off without Manchin and Tester in the Senate?
  16. Now, Alito cares about jurisdiction- that’s extremely rich from that asshole.
  17. Maybe the farmers in the Midwest can shift their soybean fields to Avocado orchards.
  18. How much is in the wreath fund? Surly should buy Big Bend.
  19. Trump doesn’t have a strategy. He has one idea that he thinks is the greatest thing ever - Tariffs. Additionally, he has groups that he wants to punish and lastly he has the owners that he has to repay (eg, Putin, Elon, etc). Dont try and overthink this.
  20. I had no idea who he was or any political leanings. I just thought he was some stand-in for that stupid Bud Light commercial. My problem with the episode is that he has no range as a comedian. He has exactly the same delivery and material in every sketch.
  21. The S&P 500 is now negative since Election Day.
  22. Holy Idiocracy, Batman - The Cletus’s are multiplying.
  23. It’s like watching Memento!
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