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hornmpa96

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  1. Worst AB of the year
  2. Will Maton break his hand on a locker when we take the lead this inning?
  3. Carlos Fucking Correa!!!!!!
  4. I didn’t realize that Trammell was still on the team.
  5. Typo - The last item should be #1.
  6. Someone was released from an institution yesterday.
  7. Since there is less than 1% chance that Framber is with the team after this year, what are your 3 most memorable Framber moments? I want mine to be his starts in the 2022 playoffs. However, in reality, the 3 things I will remember about Framber are all meltdowns: 3. Hitting your own catcher on purpose because you are upset that he wanted you to step-off and reset before throwing a pitch for a grand slam 2. Getting pissed off at the pitches being called by Yanier and melting down against a terrible Angels team 3. Melting down against the Rangers after hitting Semien on purpose. His production won’t be replaced but hopefully Arrighetti steps out and Javier/Garcia can get back to good 3rd starters.
  8. Fuck bunting in the 3rd inning with your best hitter.
  9. I’m more concerned that Sark doesn’t know that Arch isn’t Tebow or Robert Newhouse.
  10. We need a score from the defense.
  11. Sark can be a moron. We can’t move their tackles in short yardage. He needs to give it to the back who can have some momentum headed into the line.
  12. We need to get Arch some easier completions on first and second downs.
  13. The Canada and Mexico rates are somewhat misleading. If the goods qualify as Canadian or Mexican in origin under the USMCA, then there is no tariff. I’m not certain about the application of the special steel/aluminum tariffs to Canada/Mexico though.
  14. Roger taught Ted Cruz how to defend your wife.
  15. Are the Astros ever going to try and have pitchers hold runners on? If Gunner doesn’t steal 2nd and 3rd, Spaghetti may get out of that inning without giving up a run.
  16. Let’s get greedy tomorrow and get the sweep.
  17. I think Javier’s illness was forearm tightness.
  18. Abreu needs to get ready for some 1970s style 3 inning saves with this bullpen.
  19. Keep talking shit about Walker!
  20. That’s not what I’m saying. He can’t even throw a strike when Holliday is taking at 3-0.
  21. Yes but he’s reliant on hitters chasing to get outs. I don’t think he can throw 3 strikes to a hitter and at some point, they will stop swinging at those breaking balls.
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