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hornmpa96

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  1. You found a kicker in the portal. Go find some offensive lineman next offseason.
  2. Sark - I call it the Annexation of Puerto Rico.
  3. A month ago, none of you motherfuckers would have said Niblett is our MVP.
  4. We did but his Ol still had a false start.
  5. Morena Baccarin has a new show. That’s good news.
  6. Anyone else wondering if Stormy has a kick ass Ziti recipe?
  7. If Sark wants to win tonight, he has to make a change at QB. You can’t win if Arch can’t hit an open receiver.
  8. Arch missing another open receiver.
  9. Now the Offense needs to go win this.
  10. Move on to Bourbon. That’s my plan.
  11. The OL is Asswater. Flood is Asswater. Arch is Asswater. The receivers are Asswater. Sark is Asswater. The only offensive player that isn’t crap is Wisner. This offense sucks and it’s been a team effort to get here.
  12. Arch isn’t even close to the Case of the family. How are his film skills?
  13. Kentucky’s backup QB looks significantly better than Arch.
  14. Sark loves slow developing plays.
  15. The same as his family tree.
  16. Fixing the OL room will go a long way to fixing the RB group. Hopefully that’s the offseason project in the portal.
  17. Eastern Zavala County
  18. We don’t kink shame here.
  19. As a fan, I don’t understand this thought process. I hope Jim Crane personally writes a check for his remaining salary if it gets a better prospect in any trade which helps the Astros win major league games. I don’t care if Crane and partners make money, etc. Cohen hasn’t been able to buy the Mets a championship yet - but I would much rather have ownership take a view similar to what the Mets did with Verlander. That deal only gets done if the Mets pay a good chunk of his salary and in return, the Mets get better prospects in return.
  20. They are also focusing on it because that was absolutely a winning message in the 2018 midterms. Trump and the Rs tried to take away your ACA plans and you should vote for us. The message now is Trump and the ads want to make your healthcare more expensive and we’re trying to reduce your costs.
  21. I heard the Gator Bites were somewhat questionable.
  22. Too soon - The 1 Super Bowl that I attend in person and they were the halftime show. That show was terrible.
  23. Is this the new Ghost Rider movie? I can see Abbott making a deal with the devil.
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