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hornmpa96

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Everything posted by hornmpa96

  1. TBH - I’m hoping that happens the first time he pitches at Daikin.
  2. Yainer needs to watch that AB a lot. Take pitches out of the zone and force the pitcher to throw a strike.
  3. Better looking swings tonight
  4. Just checked the score - happy to see the team decided to show up today!
  5. This team has been without Yordan, Paredes, Pena, Meyers, Blanco, Wesneski and Arrighetti for a significant portion of the season. They overachieved to get to first place on the backs of Hunter, Framber and the bullpen. They have no MLB ready talent in the minors to step-up to replace any of the injured. It’s amazing that they are still in first and a statement as to the weakness that is the AL West. Hopefully they can survive this week. If Yordan comes back healthy, he could put this offense on his back.
  6. If you were going to pinch hit Caratini in the 10th, why not use him to pinch hit for Walker? If he pulls a ground ball, it moves Altive to 3rd at least.
  7. Does anyone hit behind the runner anymore?
  8. How does he fucking miss that call?
  9. Hope Van Wey is ready to go 5 innings on Friday
  10. Spencer isn’t very good right now. He needed more rehab time in Sugarland.
  11. Just trading one level of suck for another equal level of suck
  12. The problem is all of the Sugarland guys are wearing Astros jerseys already.
  13. He shouldn’t have been hanging out with Pena the other day.
  14. If Spencer’s next start isn’t good, he still has options as well.
  15. What an ugly win
  16. Just score 1 fucking run and end this please.
  17. Based on the expected runs table I found via google, a 74% success rate is break-even for a runner on first with no outs. By stealing second, the runner gains .23 expected runs while losing .65 expected runs if he’s thrown out.
  18. I’m surprised that Ullola isn’t in the Top 10. He has 3.7 ERA in Sugarland this year which seems pretty good to me since 50% of the games are played in altitude. He strikes out more than 1 batter per inning. He definitely needs to work on walking fewer hitters.
  19. Don’t Murkowski and Collins take turns voting no to ensure they keep their independent street cred without actually preventing any of TFG’s nominees from being confirmed?
  20. Will Cain should have gone with the “I slept with you wife” comeback. It’s the king of all comebacks - even better than jerk store.
  21. Have they not figured out that Roman Anthony doesn’t chase?
  22. It will be interesting to see how Abreu handles being the 9th inning guy.
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