Jump to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Surly Horns

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

hornmpa96

Certifiably Surly

Everything posted by hornmpa96

  1. We need to get Arch some easier completions on first and second downs.
  2. The Canada and Mexico rates are somewhat misleading. If the goods qualify as Canadian or Mexican in origin under the USMCA, then there is no tariff. I’m not certain about the application of the special steel/aluminum tariffs to Canada/Mexico though.
  3. Roger taught Ted Cruz how to defend your wife.
  4. Are the Astros ever going to try and have pitchers hold runners on? If Gunner doesn’t steal 2nd and 3rd, Spaghetti may get out of that inning without giving up a run.
  5. Let’s get greedy tomorrow and get the sweep.
  6. I think Javier’s illness was forearm tightness.
  7. Abreu needs to get ready for some 1970s style 3 inning saves with this bullpen.
  8. Keep talking shit about Walker!
  9. That’s not what I’m saying. He can’t even throw a strike when Holliday is taking at 3-0.
  10. Yes but he’s reliant on hitters chasing to get outs. I don’t think he can throw 3 strikes to a hitter and at some point, they will stop swinging at those breaking balls.
  11. TBH - I’m hoping that happens the first time he pitches at Daikin.
  12. Yainer needs to watch that AB a lot. Take pitches out of the zone and force the pitcher to throw a strike.
  13. Better looking swings tonight
  14. Just checked the score - happy to see the team decided to show up today!
  15. This team has been without Yordan, Paredes, Pena, Meyers, Blanco, Wesneski and Arrighetti for a significant portion of the season. They overachieved to get to first place on the backs of Hunter, Framber and the bullpen. They have no MLB ready talent in the minors to step-up to replace any of the injured. It’s amazing that they are still in first and a statement as to the weakness that is the AL West. Hopefully they can survive this week. If Yordan comes back healthy, he could put this offense on his back.
  16. If you were going to pinch hit Caratini in the 10th, why not use him to pinch hit for Walker? If he pulls a ground ball, it moves Altive to 3rd at least.
  17. Does anyone hit behind the runner anymore?
  18. How does he fucking miss that call?
  19. Hope Van Wey is ready to go 5 innings on Friday
  20. Spencer isn’t very good right now. He needed more rehab time in Sugarland.
  21. Just trading one level of suck for another equal level of suck
  22. The problem is all of the Sugarland guys are wearing Astros jerseys already.
  23. He shouldn’t have been hanging out with Pena the other day.
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.