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Murfdogg21

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  1. Put him RF and play Tucker in CF, whatever. It’s about scoring runs on offense and minimizing bullshit 3 up 3 down innings in the playoffs.
  2. I know we shouldn’t have given up Urquidy and all our farm system for Soto…but would’ve been nice to have Soto at CF for the playoffs though!
  3. Sexually assaulting 24+ women means you get a 6 game suspension and less than $400k in lost salary, but by gawd if you speak to a pending free agent’s agent before the first day of free agency, we’re going to ass blast your franchise to the tune of a 1st and 3rd round pick!
  4. Cool Bronco! If I was paying to have it repainted, I probably would’ve gone with something splashier than hunter green and light beige though.
  5. Nah the flux capacitor was “invented” in Nov 1955 when Doc hit his head on the toilet, and then finally built in 1985. We were already behind as hell on that one.
  6. This has been discussed several times. I hope the Texans sue his ass over the signing bonus (not the base salary of sitting out last year) and ask the NFL for the cap space back. Here is the timeline: September 2020: while Deshaun was in the 4th year of his rookie deal and AFTER Bill OBrien had already traded away Hopkins and sold the farm for Tunsil, Watson agreed to a 4 year, $160M extension that would kick in in 2022. The signing bonus portion was $27M which he received immediately in 2020. He insists on a no trade clause, which Houston gives him. Sometime in late 2020, early 2021: Breaks NFL covid protocols, possible federal interstate prostitution laws, and human decency by starting massage + forced handjob/blowjob scheme. January 2021: After team fires BOB and just 4 months after signing extension, he demands trades through indirect parties and starts communicating via tweeting Future lyrics. (Radio/social media talk and rumors): Watson said he was pissed Houston didn’t hire his choices for GM and HC. Houston hires David Culley out of nowhere to be a player friendly and African American coach. This doesn’t move the needle for Watson. March 2021: New GM Caserio said he wouldn’t trade Watson, but before any deals could be worked the masseuse handjob scandal breaks, just a couple weeks before the 2021 Draft. 2021 Season: Caserio and the world assume Watson would likely be suspended if they plan to play him, which could further hurt his trade value. He could also get hurt. He could also suck, while 2020 had been a monster stat season. They agreed to let him sit with pay until things got worked out. Supposedly they had good trades in place with Miami and Carolina, but Watson vetoed Carolina and wouldn’t settle his civil lawsuits, which Miami owner required prior to trade. This was the 5th year of Watson’s rookie contract. March 2021: Harris Co. grand jury does not indict. Multiple teams offer trade packages to Houston. Watson vetoes Carolina again (alleged best return for Houston) and picks Atlanta (also good draft and player return for Houston). In the middle of the night, Watson’s agent calls Cleveland on a hail mary to ask for the moon, and he gets it. They will trade for him, give him $230M fully guaranteed, structure his contract with $1M base in 2022 to minimize impact of suspension, and protect contract regardless of punishment on current or still undisclosed massage handjob cases. Instead of getting a top 8 pick in 2022, two more picks from a shitty team (ATL or CAR), and a decent player or two, Houston got #13 in 2022 and Cleveland’s next two firsts that will probably be in the mid 20’s. Also, Houston paid Watson $27M signing bonus on a contract he said he would not honor when he requested a trade and never played a down on. His extension with Houston was torn up and replaced with his new Cleveland contract. In 2021, Watson made $10.5M to sit as well but that was a mutual decision. Houston lost $38.5M in cap space over this horse shit.
  7. 1. I don’t think there is an owners’ conduct policy in place, but the NFLPA agreed to players conduct policy in the several iterations of collective bargaining. If the NFLPA wants a similar policy in place for owners, they should negotiate for it. 2. Robert Kraft got a handy at a rub and tug, no assault occurred, no complaints by “masseuse” or charges filed, no civil lawsuits. Deshaun had at least 24 women who were not working at a rub and tug from whom he attempted or succeeded in getting unwanted handies or bj’s, and was sued by them.
  8. “Run or runs, boy?! Shits or shots? Your call!” - Taco Bell management
  9. The CDC put out information on monkey pox that included the terms “butthole” and “fetish gear”? Seems like America is somewhat prepared if a scientific federal agency is embracing the lingo of people having the most unprotected random sex or slobbering over each other at clubs.
  10. Marty and Doc traveled to October 21, 2015. They whiffed big on flying cars, Mr. Fusion, and rehydration of baked foods, while thinking we’d still be communicating via fax machines. They nailed video calls, and related to sports they missed the Cubs finally winning a World Series by only a year.
  11. Ford hasn’t released the 2023 options yet, but there’s a heritage edition for some trims that I think may include white hard tops and a retro grill. The leaked exterior color options are mostly different, because my wife wanted to order the bright yellow/“orange” color and if the leak is correct, it is being replaced with a dijon mustard brownish yellow color. They are allegedly offering a powder blue though.
  12. Does this justify doing fewer than 4 hours per week of film prep during the season? What’s worse than having to or actually putting a clause like this in and cause drama and tension? Putting the clause in, then removing it. Kyler will definitely DGAF now. Ea$y money y’all dumb bitches!
  13. LOL that was a shot at myself for not hitting the cutoff man, not a shot at you. The first time I did it by accident and you let me hear about. The second time I did it for the LOLZ and would have got the runner out at home if ROFLBOX or whoever was playing catcher could catch.
  14. Hope it went well for you. I don’t know what all this talk is of anesthesia, Valium, or pain meds. I got local lidocaine in my sack and that was it. Doc wouldn’t prescribe pain meds (which most good and ethical docs these days are rightfully stingy with it). I drove myself there, drove home 10 minutes after it was home. Tylenol every 4 hours, and constantly rotated three bags of frozen peas between my nuts and back in the freezer for two days. Never had swelling or bruising. I am two weeks out, and there is still a little soreness on the boys when pressure is applied, almost like someone flicked your testicle.
  15. It’s the most curable form of leukemia and he lives and works 10 minutes from MD Anderson. Take nothing for granted, but I can’t imagine a better scenario for him given the situation.
  16. Seems not burnt enough.
  17. He might’ve been WR2. At least now his busted ACL will be plenty rested.
  18. It’s no Uchi, but pretty good. The pan fried eggplant appetizer was excellent and resembled the consistency of fried plantains. We split a couple rolls and the Chilean sea bass. Sea bass was good, not great, but I might order it again.
  19. Yeah, Caesars continues its journey to full dump. The last time I stayed there (2016?) the rooms hadn’t been renovated since the late 80’s. Every year the floor looks crappier as CTJ said. We only opted to walk through it to get to dinner two nights this week (Amalfi and Roku sushi) because the alternative was walking down the sidewalk in 113F heat.
  20. We went back to Beauty and Essex for dinner last night and it’s still on point. The prime rib French dip sandwiches and tuna poke tacos were the favorites. Southern chicken sliders were good but quite same tier. While one never expects to be wow’d by brussel sprouts, we were sad these tasted like a ready bake version you buy from HEB. Mushroom truffle risotto was good. We went with the beignet style donuts for dessert and they were awesome and probably 5000 calories. End report.
  21. TAKE THE $230 MILLION, PUSSY! Arizona is dumb and in a couple years we can look forward to them being an even more pathetic version of the 2021 Seahawks or Falcons after their QBs’ mega contracts kicked in.
  22. How come you never heard about this before? Well, that’s not something the State Department tells dependents when the battle occurred over the wrong line on some map.
  23. I asked the doc if “scalpel-free” was just marketing bullshit, and he said it was. Then he holds up the scalpel to show me he’d already used it. He explained the obvious, that using some kind of blunt forceps to puncture or stretch a hole open in your sack, you risk a lot of collateral damage and it would be more painful anyway. He did acknowledge that most urologists older than 50 or 55 use the old school method of a large incision, while more recently trained guys make a tiny nick in the sack just large enough to fish out the vas deferens and cut them. I didn’t even need a bandaid, let alone stitches; just applied pressure with gauze for a couple hours simultaneously with frozen pea bag.
  24. I went to Dr. Hogan in the Woodlands last Monday and it was about as pleasant as it could be. Only two mild pinch sensations on the lidocaine, and I was bullshitting with him the entire procedure about the most fucked up things we’d seen doctors do (urology for him, spine for me). He did it solo without an awkward lady in the room holding up my junk. I was diligent with the frozen peas for 48 hours, then went shooting on a sporting clays course on Thursday without issue. Never experienced swelling or bruising. One week out, I still get the occasional sore feeling like being thumped in the balls. His sperm test is after 90 days, you drop off your cup sample at any Quest. I told my wife the doctor encouraged 90 ejaculations in 90 days and she seems to have bought it.
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