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Murfdogg21

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  1. Future Rockets First Round Picks 2024: Brooklyn’s pick (Houston’s own only if top 4, otherwise goes to OKC) 2025: OKC can swap with Houston, then Houston can swap with Brooklyn 2026: Brooklyn’s pick (Houston’s own only if top 4, otherwise goes to OKC) 2027: Houston can swap with Brooklyn IN CONCLUSION: Brooklyn must suck or we are fucked. Also, let us thank @HtownHorn’s hero James Harden for demanding Westbrook and forking all these picks and swaps to OKC.
  2. You can play that game, but if the pick doesn’t win the lottery of top 4, it conveys to OKC and the ‘23-24 tank was naught. This was a mother fuck. Someone go piss on David Stern’s grave.
  3. Yeah until they do it live and let randoms pull out the balls, there will always be questions about the legitimacy. Everyone knew it was rigged for Patrick Ewing to NYK. Seemed rigged for Lebron to Cleveland, maybe Yao to Houston (I think Houston had the highest Asian population among teams in the top 10 picks plus were willing to go with Asian font jerseys for 20 years). I don’t know what the most corrupt storyline would be for this lottery, the Bulls or Jordan Hornets?
  4. If he had a sense of humor, he’d have sent you two balls. Hope the third round was the charm!
  5. Rogers used to throw down dunks in IM basketball (can’t believe Mack let him play). The 2000 DL also included Cory Redding and Cole Pittman. They made Bull Reese look good.
  6. To the htownhorn’s of the world who want to bring back Harden because there probably isn’t a better player to sign and they were a super star with reasons they could still produce in Houston; see: Jose Abreu. Will signing Harden result in more wins? Yes. Will signing Harden result in playoffs? Maybe. Championship contention? No way. Improve the play and development of Green, Sengun, Smith, and 2023 pick? Probably not. Signing Harden is a lot more likely to blow up than turn out with a happy ending (for anyone but James in a dimly lit corner booth).
  7. Will James accept a 1 year 50M deal to get us to the next free agent class? What if Tillman pays him in $20’s?
  8. Do they just scissor all day and hope for Dixie Chicken delivery on Friday for good behavior?
  9. It’s been discussed that they put security cameras up because many Houstonians enjoy emptying their bladder on his grave. I really don’t understand the point of the Adams family continuing the troll job on Houston. They never stopped living here, Bud is buried here, their offices are here. The elected officials that Bud battled and Draymond McClane are all gone. It’s just Amy Seaskunk being a bitch to Joe Oiler fans.
  10. I don’t remember Houston ever having more than one prime time game per year, even when they were a playoff team or coming off a division championship. Stinks for Houston they the NFL amends its rule when the Texans are at rock bottom. Conversely, even when the Cowboys are down they seem to get at least 3. Green Bay hasn’t looked crappy on paper in 20 years, but this year, a Packers team that may be shitty has FIVE prime time games. They couldn’t clip one of those off in favor Texans-Panthers, Texans-Browns, or Texans-Broncos?
  11. A difference of those though is being black or a woman was not defined as sinful behavior in the Old Testament (right next to how not to cut your hair or plant your crops) or New Testament. You are the lawyer and I haven’t brushed up on biblical texts in a couple decades, but I think the strict interpretation of sin was man-on-man sex (assuming anal but maybe bj’s and handies are part of “laying with another man”). Some thoughtful scholar should insist that lesbians and trans were not called out by Paul and should be welcomed if not encouraged. I think David and Solomon were both having orgies on the reg.
  12. Or go Operation Shutdown and treat basketball as a casual side hustle while his main pursuit was dat ass.
  13. The receipts will have to include Paris Johnson and whoever else Arizona gets with a top 10 pick next year. I was team Draft Will Anderson or trade down, take a QB in 2024. It will be interesting nonetheless to see if S2 scores are complete horseshit or not based on how Young and Stroud perform after a couple seasons, or if the Ohio State effect is real. Edit: Actually I was Team Fire Caserio for allowing Lovie enough serviceable players in Week 18 to win and lose the #1 pick. Bryce Young would’ve been a player most Texans fans could agree on. The difference between #1 and #2 pick was apparently a second, if not first, round pick. They gave away that value for nothing.
  14. @longhornmatt @Nicole44 @tx 3 putt et al. this would be a nice time for an apology to non-rapist punter. Sounds like he will punt your apology at least 80 yards.
  15. No CR because that’s as bipartisan as it gets!
  16. Does a positive meth test void his contract and give us some flexibility to sign another shitty player?
  17. Murfdogg21 replied to JimmyHoffa's topic in Football
    Who does the photo editing or selection at OSU?
  18. Will they allow KSU fans under their keep it purple program?
  19. Our current house presented the same issue (no other place to put the tv), and we did consider it when buying the house. Our necks adjusted.
  20. I am not a lawyer but hired one who does employment when I was “terminated without cause” a few years ago. The spiteful owner of the small company had an overly broad non-compete that he forced all employees to sign (on your first day of work, after having left your previous job and possibly relocated, without having seen or known about it before). It effectively banned any employee from working for another company in the entire spine or biologic device industry (even if a different role) in any state where they had ever made sales for a period of 12 months. It was so broad it shouldn’t be enforceable, yet they threatened lengthy and expensive legal action nonetheless. I negotiated a settlement and stayed out is the industry for a shorter period of time. Complete horseshit.
  21. So he’s still into choking?
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