Everything posted by Murfdogg21
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2022 Houston Astros Thread
He’s the hero we need but not the one we deserve. Carlos is looking rough. Did Costas fart on his pillow?
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2022 Houston Astros Thread
Have they proposed letting Torres and Donaldson wear Ruth and Gehrig’s jerseys in Game 3?
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2022 Houston Astros Thread
At a Citgo station.
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Texas opens as a 1 point favorite @ Oklahoma State
Any spelling of such a child’s name is incorrect.
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2022-23 Houston Rockets Thread - One More Season of Suckage
Mathews and Fernando are your new tank commanders
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2022 Houston Astros Thread
Yordan will use spider tack instead of lube.
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2022 Houston Astros Thread
BDE still flowin, @Mez2
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Horns in the NFL
PJ’s awareness score is about to go to zero after getting pushed into the punt returner in overtime.
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Kenpom 2022-23
So they’re all a crap shoot with about a 50% hit rate?
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2022 Texans: That’s the Power of Lovie
Wasn’t Lovie just a CYA because they were going to be sued by Brian Flores, who alleged that racism (rather than stupidity and incompetence) is why they’d hire Josh McCown over Flores? The Texans probably planned to tank for another year or two anyway so it didn’t matter.
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2022-23 Houston Rockets Thread - One More Season of Suckage
Keep the current coaching staff and let the players just go out and free style for 82 games?
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2022 Houston Astros Thread
Zack Greinke celebrates Detlef Schrempf’s entire catalog.
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Take the win pussies
Surly is an emotional and overreacting bunch. Narrowly lose to Bama…the rebuild is ahead of schedule! Lose at Tech…fire Sark! Whip OU…we’re back! Fuck Vegas and their 15 point line, we’ll beat ISU by 30! Beat Iowa State by 3…we suck again! After the last few years, going 8-4 (likely) and hopefully a good bowl showing should be satisfying. Some of y’all that go too high and low should probably see a cardiologist.
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2022-23 Houston Rockets Thread - One More Season of Suckage
But we need that lanky French bastard?
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2022 Houston Astros Thread
She made you wear a Peña jersey and mask, didn’t she?
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🤘Big Bertha
Did you put Big Bertha in your ass at band camp?
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2022-23 Houston Rockets Thread - One More Season of Suckage
Garuba seems like he sucks. That Spanish league where he was an MVP must have been pretty crappy.
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Uniform Pron
Dress for the job you want.
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Anyone else still masturbating to 49-0?
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Did Ricky Bobby’s dad design these helmets?- Rhule
You asked why anonymous posters on surlyhorns.com were discussing him. I don’t give a shit about him, I was just answering your question. It’s a sports topic involving a guy in the news who used to coach one “rival” and could coach for another rival. Please advise the board on which non-Longhorn topics are acceptable for discussion. Kthxbai- Rhule
Because he turns shitty college programs into double digits winners (one of which is 90 miles up the road) and he became available the same week that Venerables may have signed his death warrant at OU?- NBA 2022-2023 Season Thread
It’s because shooting is backwards in Australia- Rhule
@Spankytoes needs to be taken into the showers for rhythmic slapping.- 2022 Texans: That’s the Power of Lovie
What is this shit? It’s like they don’t want the #1 pick. At least Cleveland lost. - Uniform Pron
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