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Pokoloco

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  1. She says these chat rooms are evil.
  2. she tells me some of my daughters friends left the prom, went to a hula bar and got in trouble. Me: Oh yeah, it's the latest thing, teenage girls go put on grass skirts and coconut shell tops and dance to ukulele music. Scandalous! Her: Sounds fun to me. Me: It's a Hookah bar for fucks sake. You heard "hula bar" and had no follow up question with her?
  3. Two takeaways..It's amazing how many people don't have driver's licenses with them. Also, the dogs will always detect drugs..whether there are any or not.
  4. Is wardog throwing the physical challenges or is he really that weak?
  5. It's the Brooklyn Nets tattoo that makes him seem dumb. He is completely worthless in challenges, his brain is the only thing keeping him around.
  6. I'm in. I wrestled back in high school and married into a big wrestling family. The NCAA's were like Christmas at our house. Also, Fix got screwed.
  7. He needs to stay away from my daughter.
  8. The Chicago Police Department said in a statement Thursday: “Both the victim and the manager made independent statements to detectives that they were on the phone with one another during the alleged attack. CPD has no reason to doubt these claims. Detectives however were not able to independently verify the statements as cell phone records were not provided to investigators when asked. Therefore we are not able to confirm this.”
  9. It's falling apart like a Chinese motorcycle.
  10. Someone who has no idea how the world really is would come up with this story and find it plausible. Grindr hookup gone wrong is my guess.
  11. Update: There was a kid wearing a hoodie that had HUSTLER across the front. My son looked like the goddam DA compared to most of the people there.
  12. We handled the clothes for him, the other 2 things could be a problem. I have no idea how his sperm won the race. Sweet Jesus.
  13. I went to a consignment shop yesterday to buy clothes for my son's court date.. That may be the most okie, white trash thing I've ever done.
  14. The only difference between an Irish wake and an Irish wedding is one less drunk.
  15. poachersonly.com is the best sting operation I've seen in a while. Tip o the cap to the game wardens.
  16. "I never lied, I just didn't tell the truth"
  17. We have a new streetcar system in OKC, we were meeting my brother and sister in law to eat and go to the Thunder game. She texts my SIL: Her: We're going to eat at the hideaway and ride the boxcar to the game. SIL: Boxcar? do we have to run along side and jump in an open one? Will we have to fight hobos? She's confused, shows me the exchange."why is she saying this?" Me: Clearly my brother is texting as his wife, also..BOXCAR??!! the fuck?
  18. Pokoloco

    bad ass mousetrap

    doesn't "trap" them so much.
  19. I don't have a dog. I need a dog. I think that's really the issue here.
  20. Fucking motherfucker OU will win the fucking national championship and that fucking fuckhead midget will win the motherfucking Heisman. God fucking damnit I hate everything.
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