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  1. A new meaning to rock bottom.
  2. Wife from across the room : “I think [our nanny] made pork or swordfish for the kids.” Eljinca: “did she go to the store? I didn’t buy either yesterday.” Wife: “I don’t know. It looks like she burned it.” 5 minutes later…. Wife: “Ohhh, it’s potato salad.” *tommyleejones.gif*
  3. Not my wife, but someone’s. Driving on the highway yesterday with a minivan in front of me. Entered into a construction zone where the shoulder narrowed with concrete highway barriers directly after the right lane rumble strips. Road went to the left and the minivan… did not. Ripped the bumper off and front right tire exploded as she clipped the barrier. She straightened the minivan out and continues on. No harm no foul I guess. She was still driving on the rim a mile down the road when I passed her.
  4. “There’s a problem! I only bought one duvet cover for [our 3 year old]!”
  5. eljinca

    USMNT 2023

    Going to enjoy revisiting these fever dreams when we hire Tab Ramos.
  6. Good text received with no context yesterday: "They emailed about going back in February" 6 texts later I finally got that her office has determined that they will now require 1 day per week in person work.
  7. Produce his last 3 tax returns, fully audited financial statements and investment portfolios or stfu you fraud.
  8. La Piquette is pretty good by the Cathedral. Never been for brunch but their lunch is good.
  9. Two kids from McAllen opened a breakfast taco place in Mt. Pleasant, La Tejana. Was pretty excellent today.
  10. eljinca

    USMNT 2023

    No, it doesn’t fit our team at all.
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