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Ten Bears

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  1. This is even better when read in Joey Callo's voice.
  2. My dad is 85 and still farms and ranches nearly 2 sections, running 100 mama cows and 150 spanish nannies and raising livestock guard dogs for sale. His only help is my stepmom. I go down once a month or so to help with the things he can't lift and to work calves and whatnot but he does most of it himself.
  3. She ain't need no shoes cuz she ain't got no feet from the sugar diabetus.
  4. RIP Highland Lanes. Sigh.
  5. No gulf oysters too this season. Again.
  6. No shit. My red oak was in mast this year and it sounded like Fallujah acorns falling out there.
  7. But what if it is your dick?
  8. Ten Bears replied to Mo Horn's topic in Cloak Room
    I would kick Jesus or the pope or anyone else in the face if he tried to wash my feet but only because my feet are super ticklish.
  9. How does that presale work? Not finding it anywhere.
  10. They just announced two Dylan shows at Moody Theater for Apr 5th and 6th. Sale starts Friday. I haven't seen him in a while so I see this as maybe a last chance. Hopefully he can sing well enough. My other times seeing him has been hit or miss.
  11. 40 below Fahrenheit or Celsius?
  12. I caught a Tom Petty coverband, The Damn Torpedoes, at 3Ten the other night and they were fucking awesome. Way cooler than I expected. Basically one long drunken sing-a-long. That's all I got.
  13. Ten Bears replied to Gil Bang's topic in Music
    I think Kris has stated that that didn't happen.
  14. Smart. The skin will help keep that shitty stainless steel from rusting.
  15. My loon of an adopted sister tracked down her birth mother's phone number and address and promptly called her up only to have the first person to answer the phone say "Someone says you are their mom," and then the mom gets on the phone and loudly denies having my sister. Fun times. I had told her to just mail her mom and see if she wants to call on her own time but reason and patience are not her strengths. Wild assed conspiracy theories are though.
  16. It's the Gorilla Experiment.
  17. Also, Bolton said he didn't know Great Britain had nukes.
  18. Negged for abject stupidity.
  19. Do they really eat chili with biscuits or were they just symbolic as mentioned above?
  20. You probably shouldn't watch 1883 then.
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