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Ten Bears

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  1. And it will still be light years ahead of Pok-e-Jo's bbq.
  2. You mean you have to pour your peanuts into a CAN of RC? You can't even see them in there.
  3. Ten Bears

    Pizza

    I have been eating at Pedroso's Pizza trailer on Burnet every thursday for over a year now so I feel I should pimp these guys. They have some damn fine pizza. The Thursday Slice of the day is a thin crust with spicy salami slices with calabrian peppers and shaved parmesan. They also opened a trailer at The Tavern in downtown Round Rock and one on E 7th. https://www.pedrosospizza.com/
  4. So they invented the bell pepper. Good job. Good effort.
  5. Todd Rundgren Margaret Mosser and Charlie Sexton backstage at Club Foot
  6. Wut? "And now, friends and family of Shox, I would like you all to listen to one of his favorite songs that I believe is about (checks lyrics) some southern yokel dreaming of killing a banker that foreclosed on his family's farm and then throwing the body down a sinkhole on the farm."
  7. Doug Sahm, Kimmie Roads and Joe Ely at the Spoke.
  8. I broke up with a really nice pretty woman because she never shut up.
  9. What's this bullshit about today's game not being broadcast until 10 pm? So we can watch softball live? Wtf
  10. Does he walk around with cat litter on his nose like mine?
  11. While lyrics are very important to me the first time or two listening to a song I barely pay attention to them. If there is no good hook, melody ect then I couldn't care less about the words.
  12. You know how big his dick is? Does he know you know?
  13. This is even better when read in Joey Callo's voice.
  14. My dad is 85 and still farms and ranches nearly 2 sections, running 100 mama cows and 150 spanish nannies and raising livestock guard dogs for sale. His only help is my stepmom. I go down once a month or so to help with the things he can't lift and to work calves and whatnot but he does most of it himself.
  15. She ain't need no shoes cuz she ain't got no feet from the sugar diabetus.
  16. No shit. My red oak was in mast this year and it sounded like Fallujah acorns falling out there.
  17. Ten Bears

    LBGTQ

    I would kick Jesus or the pope or anyone else in the face if he tried to wash my feet but only because my feet are super ticklish.
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